[cybergata]

(via Move Aside Grumpy Cat, Loki Is The New Grumpiest Cat In The World | Bored Panda)

[calamity-dyke]

i love this kitty

[ifightwindmills]

That FACEEE

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[justanother-girl]

THE GREATEST TWEET OF ALL

[monochromaticblack]

men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

[coral]

You make me happy in a way no one else can.

I choose you, and i’ll choose you over and over and over, without pause.

[coral]

And in the end, I’m still hoping it’s you and me.

(via coral)

[juansendizon]

[contrarose]

the kind of softness that comes with bare legs in cotton sheets and the breeze in your window humming a low nighttime summer song

[humorstaff]

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[rlyqueer]

me: not wearing a bra, lounging at home in a T-shirt

me: 

me: lifts boobs, tucks fabric under boobs, lowers boobs

me: better

[latenights]

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile after

[writing-while-female]

[rocket-pool]

Dying rn

[fluffle-talk]

@butterynutjob

[butterynutjob]

He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.

[spellbound7]

While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).

[writing-while-female]

Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts. 

No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).

The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.

Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t. 

[mareebrittenford]

I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.

[addigni]

“In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)”

So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??

Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂

[totallysilvergirl]

I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.

[love-in-mind-palace]

I..am..idk

[thescienceofjohnlock]

🤣😂🤣

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people.

[persephone-devotee-deactivated2]

[randaness]

dooooo your boobs float high

do they wobble toward the sky

can you not help but obsess

on your face-invading chest

can you cup them in your hands

and bounce them like a marching band

do your boobs. float. high.

[writing-while-female]

I think I love you,  @randaness

[yatzuaka]

“Men don’t obsess about their genitals…”

[gunpowder-tea]

how are dudes so fucking clueless

[iron-sunrise]

Naturally, he’s an antifeminist. Shocker!

[jackafz]

everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money*

me: 

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[sidras-tak]

New d&d dice proposal called lucked or fucked: a d20 but ten sides have 1s and ten sides have 20s, so you crit no matter what but it’s always a guessing game for which way it goes. To be used on really important, make-or-break-the-campaign rolls

[sidras-tak]

Ya I know you could use a coin but listen. It’s not about the outcome, it’s about the Drama™