too.many.fandoms

one direction. our2ndlife. troyler. the hunger games. AJR idek.tbh.

[surprisebitch]

BABY Shark do do, do do do do

Baby shark do do, do do do do

Baby shark do do, do do do do

BABY SHARK

[influenzsa]

MAMA Shark do do, do do do do

Mama Shark do do, do do do do

Mama Shark do do, do do do do

MAMA SHARK

[lochnutmonster]

DADDY Shark do do, do do do do

Daddy Shark do do, do do do do

Daddy Shark do do, do do do do

DADDY SHARK

[gnarly-icarli]

GRANDMA Shark do do, do do do do

Grandma Shark do do, do do do do

Grandma Shark do do, do do do do

GRANDMA SHARK

[timberwolfalpha]

GRANDPA Shark do do, do do do do

Grandpa Shark do do, do do do do

Grandpa Shark do do, do do do do

GRANDPA SHARK

[ginandjuice]

Pride Month, where are thou?

[increasingly-gay]

Bbggvjjfgfx

[journeymanfool]

Me going to bed on June 30th

[pi4nobl4ck]

crazyest new anime

[zevashstation-deactivated202102]

What a fucking trip

[tuna-trash]

Rebloging this anytime I see it

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̧͇̈́͛͝Ơ̬͍R͔̔T͒̃͗ͯ͢M̓̔A̩͗N̗̅T͝E̕A̙Ŭ̢̩̘͢ ̵̮̱́B͓̱O͖T̈́͞ ̥͉̋̂͜H̨̝́͠A̎ͮ́̌ΙP̠̲͊P̡̲̥̔ËD̶̪ ̠̤̦ Ũ̢̝͂P̪̋͜OͮN̉͞ ͖Á̛͠ ̳ͬ̅͑N̸̼̟̅U͂L̿͗͝L̵̗ͭ͘͠-̛̃́͠ΙN̩Ơ̦̰̋͘T̨ͥ̒͘͝E͐̌S̶̗͂̕̕ ̵̎̍ͪP̫̻͢Ȍ̪̄S̴͜T̪̭̖ͪ̒ ̃A̶Ṉ̜̽͢D̖͚́ ̭͡͞ G̠O̺͠T̈͂ ̸̣S̵͙̘̜͢Ṱͬ̋ÙCͨ͟͟Ḱ͙͟ ͬI̅N̢̆ ̘̑̄͡A̪ͤ̉ ̨̾͂L̻̥̞ͦͬO̟Ŏ͠P̮ ́

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̸̛͊̆O̷̴̕͟R̄҉̟͒̕T̸̐M̱A̱̽ͨN̢̞̣̒͡T̛̀͛̇̽E̢̺̾Ạ̴U̒̐̀͡ ̧̅͝B̰͠O̩̍͠T̨̹̋ ̡̤̐ͦ͘H͌̀͡A̶͓P͟P͖͇̾͢͞E̴͎D̕ ̻͙̓̇ͮ U͇͔͙҉P̝̬ͮ͜O҉̍N̵͙͟ ̢̩̀ͩ͘Ǎ͉͜ ̤͕N͠U̞͈͒͗̀L̀͢͞Lͬ-̛͈̠̓ͥN̤ͩ̅Ơͮ̀͟T̟͠E̛ͭ̅̕S̈ͤͦ ̧̠̽P̡͕̻̏̾O̧Ş͕ͤT̡̲͓͡ ̨҉͍̙̎Ã̶̷̡N̶̟̊D̫͑ͯ͜ ̢̽ G̈́͞͏O͙̟͡T̈͊ ̊̆Ṡ̨͓ͣ̆T̜̍ͯ̕U̴̬ͮ҉̵C̙K̨̘̿ ͢͏̴̊I̯N̼ ̛͇A̘ ͕̳L̩̝ͨ̄̉O̪O̠̮P̯ͨ͗͞ ̲͋̋̑͠

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̷O͝Ȑ̝̦҉T͇͒͟M̃̃͟A̳̭͑ŃT̆͒̏E̕Ă̷̪͗Ú͔̤͝ ̫̺͓̀͟B́Ȍ̞T̛̟̯̔́ ̛͓͇H̨̯͢Á̖P͔P̭Ḛ̶̄͘D̤̘̹ ̧͍̇͋ U̶͓ͬ́ͧPͮ̐͝O̮͢Nͮ̔͜ ̡̽̏͛̔A̘ ̳̤̹̈́N̴̗̘̹͞Ú͎L̵̟̠ͯ͝L̼͍͓̾̈-͌N͏ͪO̶̿ͨ͑͝T͇̃̇̑Ȩ͛ͮ͡S̳͖ ̵̳̐̋P̵̥͞O͙Ş̩͔̌T̜ ͗AͭN̺͈ͯ̐͒D̻͂ ͉͓͇̒͜ G̼͕O͕͏̶̛̫T̨ ͑̑̕S̮̫Ť̷͕̾Ų͔͌C̮ͩ͏̵K͓ ̤I͉ͤ̓͊͠NΙ ̻ͣA͘ ̷̜͖̄L̠͝O̡O̼ͯP̴̻ ͇̀͡͝

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[ironwoman359]

Oh god what’s happening???

[theinvisiblespoon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??

[theinvisiblespoon]

@abbaquiche w h a t

[theinvisiblespoon]

AAAAAAA

@abbaquiche

[jimprotectionsquad]

lmao I love broken posts

[ugh2-0-deactivated20180606]

DID HE EVER GET THE CAMERA BACK?????

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[latenewt]

keira knightley was born in 1985 and thomas brodie sangster in 1990, which means she is only 5 years older than him. In 2003 they starred together in love actually

this is what she looked like

and this is what he looked like

5 years

[bella-vida-bellarke]

5:ndjxjdbd hdjdh bsjshx what

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[bitchvirgo]

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

[methargicismm]

She said this so well, I’m so shook.

[juuliaroberts]

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[orangeoutlet]

[pattiluponeisagoddess]

I love her sm tbh.

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

She did that!!!!!!!

[jdvancefreefeetpics]

if she wasn’t an icon already…

[waywardfangir1]

“Because I hate the motherfucker, how’s that?”

Well, since you asked, I say that is pure gold.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

[WHEEZE]

[catlips001]

Chaotic good.

[jordan228899]

@dianastar

[dinuguan]

[tellyjpg]

yo

[killamunkey-deactivated20190308]

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

[thahalfrican]

lmaooo

[7mangoes]

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

[allerasphinx]

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

[imsoshive]

She on beat like a muhhfucka

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

[headassbitch]

FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!

[babybutta]

The hood fucks with her heavily.

[milas-universe]

Ok but why she so smooth with it? I love this

[takingbackourculture]

Damn!!!!! White people don’t have rhythm and can’t dance because she took it all at birth!!! - Jess

[mango-blogs]

She’s adorable lol she got a nice shape too👏👏

[richparadise]

I need an update on her asap!

[n0chillvibes]

She’s so cute omg

[forfuckssakejim]

Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

[forfuckssakejim]

OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID “I think we should break up”

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book

[forfuckssakejim]

She said “it’s not you it’s me” and before he could respond the barista called his name. It’s Bob. Poor Bob

[forfuckssakejim]

The move was effective. The lady looks defensive

Bob has come back.

[forfuckssakejim]

It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. It’s the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate

[forfuckssakejim]

He started out with “You know, I think.” And I could hear this lady’s eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert

[forfuckssakejim]

FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

[forfuckssakejim]

she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. It’s done. She’s too pretty for you.

[forfuckssakejim]

He freaking snapped his fingers like he’s got this grand plan to make up for things.

[forfuckssakejim]

She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day

[forfuckssakejim]

Apparently something bob said made her laugh.

[forfuckssakejim]

She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. It’s too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho I’m legit behind this chick

[forfuckssakejim]

He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.

[forfuckssakejim]

She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.

Now she’s talking about her self. He doesn’t look that invested.

[forfuckssakejim]

“well some people are bitchy” -bob

[forfuckssakejim]

Lady does not have a drink. I don’t think she planned on being here this long.

[forfuckssakejim]

Bob is again talking about himself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 no one cares bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR

[forfuckssakejim]

“Promiscuousness leads to disease” -Bob again.

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m done with my hot chocolate and I don’t know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

She adjusted her chair so she’s further away

[forfuckssakejim]

SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think she’s headed to the bathroom.

[forfuckssakejim]

I can’t leave! But he’s doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.

[forfuckssakejim]

I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.

Ok she’s coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about his students again.

[forfuckssakejim]

She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like “I was talking” and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.

[forfuckssakejim]

“but this is why this democracy is at its purest.” Wtf Bob that doesn’t make sense

[forfuckssakejim]

They’re talking so quietly now I can’t hear them.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I should have said this a long time ago. But I can’t get anyone to love me” -Bob what the fuck.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I feel like I’m projecting my self onto you” -bob once again

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!

[forfuckssakejim]

HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[forfuckssakejim]

*pocket. But still.

HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG

[forfuckssakejim]

OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE

[forfuckssakejim]

“Hey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. I’m leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?”

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[cliffordsbigquestion-deactivate]

Fuck you bobert

[n0chillvibes]

this was a JOURNEY from start to finish

[grav3yardgirl]

MUST BE SUBSCRIBED TO ENTER! :D www.youtube.com/grav3yardgirl

[thursday]

[gutterviking]

Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog