[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[teenjournalist]

A single orange tic-tac has been spotted on a busy sidewalk

[brucebocchi]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[humanlesbiangarbage]

No really, I'm gluten free

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[runasulienadanika]

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

[scumbagbestfriend-deactivated20]

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

[queencristalsedai]

[paparoach]

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

i hope bi women stay safe forever and ever

[loving-jack-kelly]

i'm on a daily poem email list and this was yesterdays poem and I cant stop thinking abt it. possibly my new fave so everyone has to read it.

[joshpeck]

not to derail this amazing poem but need to point out the meme potential of this reply

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[hagiomoto]

7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes

[chrispineofficial]

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

[chrispineofficial]

i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[erevanilesere]

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers