You can poop in front of me.

My name is Melissa. I'm 21, and I'm the biggest dumbass on the planet.

[jay-walden]

My mother taught me everything, except how to live without her.

This terrifies me (via clinginess)

[ayuppears]

[leothegiant]

Oh!!

[an-alarming-amount-of-bees]

[disjunct]

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

[sizvideos]

Video

[stfueverything-deactivated20230]

wow

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed. oh, society.

[intj-confessions]

Reblogging because I hadn’t seen the fat guy version. Most of the women are shocked and a little put off at first, but not a single one bails, even when he says some things that they obviously dislike (he tells a woman who works with children that he can’t stand kids, and tells another that he hates dogs). They all give him a shot, even if they don’t feel a connection. The men don’t even stick around long enough to get the to know the woman, and instead focus completely on her appearance and the fact that they feel lied to.

[buddhabrot]

[humansqueak]

Laurel Leaf Tiara belonging to Queen Sophia of Greece

[girlplantz]

Shout out to every straight boy that has ever said “I’m gonna make you cum” and then did not actually make anyone cum.

[foulmilk]

Oh my god

[angelrecipe-deactivated20180602]

i just googled “what are onions good for” and i meant health-wise but i will admit i feel kind of bad. it sounded so mean. im sorry onions.

[saiasus]

[badkuchik0pi]

wink

[parisheroinstars-deactivated201]

Dear Followers,

I have been receiving a lot of messages as the one above. Apparently there is a person going around on tumblr, befriending members of the lgbt community who are not yet out to their parents. She then sends their parents letters outing them. (S)he pretends to want to be your pen pal or wants to send you a letter/gift via mail. (S)he will do anything to get your address. Please be careful. I’d really appreciate you guys reblogging this or making a similar post letting your friends/followers know. Just because that person’s blog was deleted doesn’t mean (s)he won’t come back. 

[gay-mo-archive-deactivated20140]

UGH this is disgusting, trust no bitch. Please be careful babies <3

[lwordobsession-blog]

Please reblog this. I know it’s off topic but it’s very important to get the word out.

[yarnzipangirl]

This is real. I know for a fact this is real, and she uses different usernames now. She’s turned to more pointedly LGBTQA+ friendly names to try and lure people in. Careful, folks. Seriously, careful.

[poetessinthepit]

PSA

[stunningpicture]

Log of fossilized White Oak

[prokopetz]

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

[prokopetz]

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

[amordelfriki]

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

[stay-queer]

Fuck.

[hellokristenx]

this is still my favorite post ever

[liebeueberall-deactivated202007]

Today I put some of them all over the city. I thought its a good way to get attention on it.

[allisonelisabeta]

so flattered! 💓 a super sweet illustration by @texentium

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[diabadass]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[baby-revenge]

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

[visao-noturna]

[volk-morya]

uw-29 by gavinparsons on Flickr