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I'm just your normal everyday nerd, artist and occasional cosplayer. Don't be afraid to ask questions talk, or just be friendly. I'm always looking to make a new friend! But I will tell you, I'm 25! So minors beware! HERO OF HOPE Background (c) gallifreyanrenegade

[lesvegas]

One of the funniest posts by a catholic on here I've ever seen

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[todaysbird]

bidenstar has received his nine lives and is the new leader of americaclan

[todaysbird]

did you think i wasn’t trying to avoid this

[beadyeyes]

im not homophobic im half gay

[beadyeyes]

on my moms side

[noneofyourbuisness1107]

Which mom

[beadyeyes]

yours

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

why does my notifications show this when someone likes this post?

[beadyeyes]

hes happy for you

[avoidblue]

andante, andante

[foshiizzzle-deactivated20221109]

I took her to old navy

BlackLiuKang

[kalichnikov]

[ratliker1917]

The age-old figure of the internet troll has been gradually rendered technologically obsolete by an online environment wherein individuals are algorithmically encouraged to troll themselves by interpreting anything they read in as bad faith as possible in order to get extremely mad.

[archiveofourpwn]

[canarino14]

[flork-of-cows-official]

ok lads let’s check up on clark and malfina

[supreme-leader-stoat]

It's Clark!

[uncle-beanbag]

CLARK!

[officialfist]

WE MISSED YOU CLARK

[silverscreenx]

[iguanamouth]

pov: you are a guest at my wedding

[iguanamouth]

would you cover the mona lisas smile

[vicholas]

Stop telling people in twitter that things already happened in tumblr!!! I wanna see them organize their own dashcon, dont discourage them!!!

[galpalkirk]

[draconym]

the fine folks in my patreon discord did NOT want me to have an easy time drawing this dragon

[draconym]

The unicorn we made is decidedly more frightening than the dragon.

[draconym]

“magical” might not be the word I would use

[impaled]

Gibbons at play, 1427 painting by the Xuande Emperor

[bunjywunjy]

we should force all of our leaders to just stop and draw a good monkey once in a while

[draconym]

Frog and Toad are Married

[werewolbachia]

there's no way to befriend office workers. they don't know why bitcoin is bad. did you hear me Susan? you don't even understand why b

[werewolbachia]

someone asked me what my dream car is today. buddy I do not dream of having cars

[evilscientist3]

theyre like wild beasts really. if you maul one to make an example then the others will learn to respect you and you can lead them around your locality committing crimes, atrocities, etc.

[werewolbachia]

thanks! have always wondered how cars work

[thyrell]

hi forza player here!! cars can go to heaven or hell depending on how you drive them

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]