A.new.G

I think too much, talk too much, eat too much, laugh too much, fangirl too much, slack too much, cry too much, complain too much, cuss too much, spend time alone too much. Well that's all, nothing much.

[soup-mother]

agricultural intellectual property makes me want to kill

[soup-mother]

noo we need to tightly protect the genetic code of these crops we're using borderline agricultural slave labour to harvest

[cathkaesque]

It's to make sure the small peasant we've conned into buying the seeds get sued into oblivion if they try to save some for next year rather than going back to Monsanto to pay an even higher price than did last time, so we can nick their land and turn it into a great big palm oil plantation

[shaneholeander]

She would have run amazing fan websites 🥺♥️

@thisweekinfandomhistory y’all would love this

[thisweekinfandomhistory]

I love this so much it made me burst into tears! Thank you for the tag!

[the-haiku-bot]

I love this so much

it made me burst into tears!

Thank you for the tag!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[five-one-two-station]

Caitlyn's little bit of swagger here is really charming, but I think I have a slightly different take on it than some.

See how it takes a second to kick in? For just a second she even looks a little self conscious - but then she reacts to Vi's reaction

She's not like "Yeah, I have a bangin' body, obviously" - she's pumped at how much Vi likes her body.

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[aurpiment]

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

[aurpiment]

You understand me

[lyricwritesprose]

Okay, look. Back in my day, we were warned about Otherrealm safety, right? Don't give your real name, don't make promises, pay attention to exact words, all of that. Yes, maybe people were being excessively paranoid, but also, we understood there are bad things out there. And these days, kids just put their full names on Faerbook? And tell the things with teeth where they live? I think we have gotten so comfortable with this stuff that we're raising an arcanely illiterate generation, that's what we're doing. Oh, and don't get me started on people relying on eyeless chattering constructs rather than actual scrying. I blame Big Thaum, I really do.

[catchymemes]

[yellbug]

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

[yellbug]

WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏

[hiveswap]

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

[hiveswap]

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

[wrecked-cuticles]

hate to say it but the cow is right

[hiveswap]

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

[snazzymolasses]

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

[hiveswap]

[toastbutteregg]

[0ryza13]

The game becomes open-world when you master the skills: Talk To People and Ask For Things

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I promise this is especially true for museum folks, library folks, and academics. We are always looking for an opportunity to talk about our silly little special interests and we will love you for providing one. Send the email.

[museeeuuuum]

Send the email!

[kiwimintlime]

I can't stop thinking about the fact that Jinx, an engineer, didn't bother to get herself a prosthetic for her missing finger for MONTHS. she didn't want it, she didn't need it, she was happy with her limited dexterity because she wasn't making anything complicated. no guns, no grenades, no weapons at all. the only thing she was making was a happy life for herself and Isha

[shimmerytimbers]

Arcane is singlehandedly giving me gay angsty divorce between a god and panicking bisexual and lesbian situationship between a former criminal butch and a city girl sharpshooter all the while with an actual plot going on and I am so here for it

[popuplee]

the thing that drives me sooo crazy about the jinx/isha/cait/vi confrontation is that for vi, it was a lose-lose situation. either caitlyn misses & accidentally hits isha (child witnesses enforcer violence), or caitlyn kills jinx in front of a child who cares for her (child STILL witnesses enforcer violence). Either situation parallels vi’s own past trauma. In that moment, it wasnt about jinx (at least not entirely). It was about vi’s catalyst for violent change about to be recreated and forced upon this child. Caitlyn said she understood how vi felt seeing her parents die, but demonstrated in this moment that she doesnt and literally CANT. caitlyn has never been on the other side or enforcer violence. the child didnt even compute to her—isha was just an obstacle to be avoided, not a person that will carry this experience forever. But vi’s been on the wrong end of a gun. She understood that no matter what, no matter who got hit, if she allowed caitlyn to shoot, vi would be recreating her own trauma. And THATS why she stopped cait

[theredanddarkrobyn]

Arcane S2 asking the real brave questions such as: catholic yaoi or fascist yuri

[hadesisqueer]

Mel being alive, Jayce and Viktor having a dramatic breakup without even dating, Jinx adopting a random child, Caitlyn losing herself in her grief and anger, Jinx blasting Get Jinxed in the speakers she put on Sevika's arm while they kill some people, Sevika acting like a mama bear with Jinx like she didn't hate her guts last season, Ambessa fucking manipulating everyone, Viktor becoming Twink Jesus, Mel being kidnapped, Jinx losing her finger, Caitlyn and Vi kissing and then breaking up not even half an hour later, Vi taking L's over and over again, whatever the fuck was happening to Ekko, Jayce and Heimerdinger-- bruh

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[angelltheninth]

"We want more complex female characters" you can't even handle an angry, grieving daughter who just had her mother killed by her future wife's sister, shut the fuck up

[from-space-or-something]

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there