ahum hello

welcome, my intrusive thoughts

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the Spanish pronunciation of lmnop is like if the English lmnop drank margaritas

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Whatever happened to the Snodgrasses of the world is the question keeping me awake tonight

Two centuries ago they were on every street corner, and now they are an extremely rare sighting

Did they go extinct? Are they just an endangered species? Why aren’t we working to protect them? What caused their dramatic decline in numbers?

I can’t rest until I KNOW

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Terrified because my 21st birthday came and went and for the first time I felt nothing. I look out at the street and where I used to read a thousand stories in the shapes, smells, movement, people, now I see meaningless details, a matter-of-fact world in which nothing actually matters. 21, and life has lost its romance. What is the purpose in living the rest?

[only-cat-memes]

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My toxic trait is flirting by liking obscure Instagram memes that my crush has also liked and then feeling crushingly rejected when they don’t propose the next time I see them in person

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anybody else ever find themselves emotionally attached to their sternum

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One moment I’m a relatively normal human and the next I’m explaining to my shower curtain why I don’t want Botox and you know what I think that’s okay

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You know I get the whole Christmas card thing but here me out: Thanksgiving cards. Highlighting what we’re thankful for from the past year and especially that the sender is thankful for the recipient

[thedankmemes]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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[catchymemes]

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My roommate, ranting about Moana: “They’re sending the wrong message to young girls! It’s not about a man’s hair or bod. It’s about what’s on the inside.” Pauses thoughtfully. “Whether he turns eels into coconut trees.”

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I am one of those people that will never admit to themself or anyone that they have a crush but y’all even I couldn’t deny it after I was talking with them and found out that they are tempted to eat crickets off the sidewalk because “then they wouldn’t be loud anymore” and instead of that being an ick I thought it was cute?? like hello?? shouldn’t I be absolutely repulsed?? no I guess we find that endearing yes we do oh dear please someone help me

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Anybody else have really mixed feelings about men? Like I love them but I hate them and I want to chuck them out of windows but also to marry them? Is this normal??

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