hello my friend

why am i here

[carrotchipper]

Individual designs for the bad kids from the piece I posted yesterday

[denisehamstra]

heard, chef. (heard, chef) (heard, chef)

Happy Twenty Fungalore, boys! May your wishes be heard and your mycorrhizal network be unending.

[falyros]

A thought that arises from the idea of tiefling babies often ending up being abandoned: A rich tiefling adventurer retiring and starting up a tiefling orphanage that takes care of rejected tiefling babies and children.

[obsoletesystem]

A thought that arises from the idea of a tiefling orphanage: the rich tiefling adventurer regretting his initiative of filling a mansion with dozens of little devils that all can cast Thaumaturgy. At will.

[falyros]

Oh Boy. :’D

Personally I headcanon that tiefling magic starts to manifest around puberty, but if that wasn’t the case, they’d just have to suck it up and tiefling baby-proof the hell out of the place. B) Have no vases and stuff that might fall over and break during tremors. Have sturdy furniture. Lock doors and windows. Avoid having open flames around. Shove cotton or something into your ears.

Oh yeah, and some of the babies might in that case be able to cast friends, minor illusion, ray of frost, or mage hand. Could result in chaos…

[obsoletesystem]

My next one shot is definitely going to be “A party of tiefling babies escape from the orphanage (to go to the candy shop)”

[falyros]

[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

sorry to hijack this post but i’ve been drinking coffee and had ideas for how to actually bring this to life so:

BABY TIEF HEIST ONESHOT

PLAYER RULES

You are all tiefling toddlers, each pick a different subrace

All your stats are 10, then apply your racial boosts.

you have 4 hp (5 if you have the con boost) if you reach zero, you are unconscious. 

Your only abilities are your racial traits.

You have broken out of the orphanage with no money, and seek a treasure trove of candy from the store. 

How you retrieve this candy, without being apprehended, is up to you.

DM RULES

Any environmental or effect that could potentially hurt a toddler will only deal 1 hp of damage.

The candy store functions as a dungeon:

the shopkeep is a final boss (objectively has 5 hp if they go the combat route, however, this would only cause him to fall unconcious— there will be no toddler murder.)

other patrons are to be befriended or avoided. 

Any creature that is not considered Charmed by the toddlers, whether by magic or exceptional persuasion checks and baby tief cuteness, will report any thievery they see.

Environmental hazards can include

gumballs on the floor

getting distracted by a cute kitty or dog

the candy is on the top shelf!!! just out of reach!

To reach your goal:

you must steal a pound of candy for each player character. you may also steal excess to aid you in your heist just be careful how much you use.

Candy

Lollipops: if you consume a lollipop you can regain 2 hp. (5 lollipops = pound, you may grab 3 at once)

Gumballs: gumballs can be spilled on the floor, functioning like a bag of ball bearings. (20 gumballs = a pound, using gumballs wastes half a pound, you may grab 5 gumballs at once) 

Chocolate: Invokes Sugar Rush. (2 chocolate = a pound, you may grab 1 at once, 1 chocolate = one sugar rush)

Sugar Rush gives you advantage on all strength and dexterity checks for five minutes (since initiative hopefully will not be a factor, if it is invoked in a combat situation, the duration is 1 minute), however after, you must make a DC: 15 con save to avoid falling asleep for a post-sugar nap. 

You may design your candy store as you will for maximum chaos

roll a d10 + 1 for the number of potential patrons within.

those are just a few small things i thought of for how to run this oneshot for maximum cuteness, creativity and chaos!

[variablejabberwocky]

#it’s a beautiful morning and you are a horridorable devil baby

[hemospect]

fun fact, i actually ran one of these one shots and the group had so much fun, we aged up the characters to play waterdeep: dragon heist

[lady-writes]

I HAVE PLAYED THIS ONESHOT AND IT WAS CHAOS

[waitingforthecat]

Image description: 5 tiefling children in a row. The first is “Mayhem the Illusionist” they can cast “minor illusions”, the second is “Sly Stickyfingers” they can cast “mage hand”, the third is “Sweet Potato the Chaos Master” they can cast “thamaturgy” they are pulling a little wagon in which “Dennis the Destroyer” sits, Dennis can cast “ray of frost”. The last is “Nikhedonia the Diplomat” they can cast “friends”. end Image description

[sweetanyways]

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

[renthony]

that’s just academia

[airsignz]

[kissyoulikealover]

cats im so sorry. yeah no theres a mistake. cats you won for best picture. this is not a joke… come up here… this is not a joke. cats has won for best picture. 

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[mischiefmaverick]

[dollievyxen]

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

[tfortrill]

[bxtchrelax]

I FELT that “biitch”😂

[1000-directions]

my sexual orientation is like

[radiant-pie]

[cyarekjaere-deactivated20210615]

🎼🎵🎶Toss a coin to your Witcher🎶🎵

[aquilaofarkham]

literally the hottest scene of the entire show

[littlemisspoltergeist]

All I want from season two of the Witcher is for Jaskier and Geralt to make up. I had to go one whole episode without their chaotic bullshit and I was having withdrawal symptoms.

[decayyayy]

ok but hear me out. When I first saw

this man, all i could think of was

this man

[darktownboykisser]

Geralt of Rivia is a horse girl

[lullaskye]

one more scream about Witcher and i promise ill shut up but uh can i just say i REALLY appreciate that for all the gorgeous actresses, it was geralt who, during sexy scenes, was the one most exposed? who the camera drifted lovingly over, and lingered on scars? and can i also say that i SUPER MASSIVELY FUCKING APPRECIATE THAT THEY DIDN’T USE NEEDLESS VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN AS A PLOT DEVICE? LOOKING @ YOU GAME OF THRONES

[the-irish-mayhem]

Queen Calanthe was perfectly written and so well portrayed. I thought they might fall into stereotypical traps with the strong warrior woman, but they didn’t. She’s a mother and grandmother, a woman who wailed at night at the loss of her daughter, a woman who loves and cries, and thinks that she’s invincible. But, she’s also wildly arrogant, controlling to a fault; her shortcomings are so well crafted. She is allowed to be a full human being, allowed to be a strong warrior woman without becoming the “Strong Warrior Woman.”