@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
Kaledo Art
$LAYYYTER
titsay
Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
wallacepolsom
Product Placement
we're not kids anymore.
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@huolestunutananas
Whereās the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways
The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples arenāt coming to save us.
Save me teen dystopia love triangle
Teen dystopia love triangle save me
person right before inventing LaTeX: "what if making documents involved compiling and crying"
and somehow it's still better than the alternatives
when the story got a weapon that requires self harm to wield
>it's self harm because all acts of violence are a form of self harm: šš„±
>it's self harm because the weapon is an extension of you and the reckless way you use it reflects your self hatred: āļøā¼ļø
>it's self harm because the weapon doesn't want to be used for that purpose and forcing it to do so means fighting to subjugate its will to your own every step of the way:
my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller
watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.
This post gets notes every Ides of March even though itās not a depiction of Julius Caesarās assassination, itās a depiction of the emperor Caligulaās assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.
going to bed at eight NOT DEPRESSED because its winter and dark outside NOT DEPRESSED and dinner was had at NOT DEPRESSED five o clock right after work as the sky turned purple pink and youāve maybe already masturbated
Me: *lifts my cat gently from my lap so i can leave for work*
My cat: i guess i will pack my little rucksack and go live on the streets as you clearly do not love me anymore. no! donāt give me scriches, i do not need your false affections, āmomā.
Better late than ever? Just wanted to do little comic to try and get back on the saddle so to say..
Itās funny how this government wants to make termination of an employee easier, meanwhileā¦thereās this one guy that gets to do all kinds of stuff at the parliament with no consequences š«
currently at the mental health point where you gotta go "ah fuck, no one else but me is gonna help me climb out of the hole" and you bet your ass im complaining the entire way up
how life feels when you make yourself plan a fun day out while depressed
Daily gratitude
I donāt have kids
I donāt spend money on nicotine
I donāt gamble my money away on sports
Iām not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful
We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle
šāØļø get snailed! šāØļø
We are the snaughters of the snams you snouldn't snurgle
Speak your shit sister
sad because i won't share food that would literally kill him
huge fan of how the recommended widget displays this gif
putting myself underwater because i don't want to add this to the actual post but there's a bunch of people writing erotic fandom meta about bbc sherlock in the notes of this post in the year 2025 and someone else said this is about how good they are at talking about the bible and someone else keeps talking about hazbin hotel characters and i want everyone on planet earth to know that i was not referring to any of those things
maybe
this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero
