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rylandsgrace

Malcolm In The Middle (2000 - 2006) I 2.13

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one of THE scariest comedy videos i've ever seen about to hit a milestone

morepopcornplease

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

onstoryladders

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

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sandandglass

The Muppets s01e01

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Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

cheshireinthemiddle

Happy Pride Month

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Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

recoveringfemale

i want to be seen as barely a step up from a fleshlight. you don't need to worry about what i'm thinking. just do what feels natural and i'll follow along. i'm not judging you. its like im donating my body to science. im just something you can experiment on in a safe space free of external pressure. you can't embarrass yourself in front of me because i willingly place myself beneath you. i'm just so happy to make you feel good. of course i will stop if i need to. but i probably wont because i am a fucking slut and see your cock as sacred.