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[magnusbanesglitter]

- Queen of Shadows, Sarah J Maas

[utwo]

Castle Neuschwanstein Bavaria Germany

© T. Erdmann

[deteriorating-bookaholic]

*screaming* I NEED A BIGGER FANDOM FOR THE THOUSANDTH FLOOR TRILOGY IMMEDIATELY. IT’S ALSO BEING ADAPTED TO A TV SERIES ON ABC SO. FANDOM UNITE RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

[thetoweringheights]

Watt: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Leda: Cannibalism.

Watt: *confused chewing noises*

[hunybody]

you know what? i think we are all going to have good lives. i think i am going to have a good life.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[badjokesbyjeff]

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[dude-bro-tm]

This also works for craving romantic attention. Like, they smiled? I'm in tears. Our gazes meet? My heart is fluttering. If I receive a single complement from them, I an proposing.

[nyanbinyuri]

posts that make you understand repressed victorian gentlemen upon witnessing a fair maiden’s scandalously exposed ankle 

[cosmicsyzygy]

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

[everythingis19]

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

[quasarkisses]

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

[dumb-of-ass-pure-of-heart]

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

[earthgirldonna]

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

[casey-jane-lewis]

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

[thatdarlingqueen]

always reblog science wizard

always

[theangelicvampire]

Sometimes you just have to reread the Stalking Jack the Ripper series in one night.

Hey, if you lose sleep...you lose sleep.

Totally worth it in my esteemed opinion.

As Thomas Cresswell would say, “who gives a fuck?”

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[aleksandermorozovaa]

Don’t you dare come for me I’M RIGHT.

[schmlip-scribble]

Flufftober 2019

Shout out to @charomiami for inspiring me with their prompt list! Pushing myself to try and write a little drabble each day!

Day 1: 1st time seeing a changing of the leaves (Feysand) Day 2: Seeing the other’s breath in the air (Elriel) Day 3: Getting caught in an autumn rainstorm with only one umbrella (Elorcan) Day 4: Spontaneous sunset hayride (Percabeth) Day 5: Picking pumpkins together (Cressworth) Day 6: Borrowing the other’s scarf and it smells like them (Feysand) Day 7: Getting their scarf back but now it smells like them too! (Feysand) Day 8: “Aren’t your hands cold?” (Eriel) Day 9: Letting the other put their hands in their pockets (Rowaelin) Day 10: Scary Movie Night! With lap blankets! (Percabeth) Day 11: “It’s not too scary is it?” (Percabeth) Day 12: Knitting something warm for the other (Elorcan) Day 13: “You made this for me?” (Elorcan) Day 14: Gently wrapping a scarf around the other with accidental brushing of cheek (Cressworth) Day 15: Blushing and playing it off as cold air (Cressworth) Day 16: Visiting a fall harvest U-Pick farm together for the first time (Feysand) Day 17: Baking a surprise pie for the other (Zimbits) Day 18: “You have something on your …” (Rowaelin) Day 19: They reach across and wipe food off their face without asking (Warnerette)

[wordscanbeenough]

seduce me with your book collection

[husarikova]

Nightmares are horrible. I think we can all agree on that. Let’s say I see a man dying in a nightmare. Yes, it’s not great, but I will survive. But the reason I find them to be to terrifying isn’t because of what happens in them. I think it’s because, when I’m dreaming or having a nightmare I’m lying in my bed. And my bed is without doubt the safest spot I can think of. If it’s dark outside and I’m afraid of the dark, I will run to my bed and snuggle up under the covers and I’ll feel safe. But when a nightmare happens, I’m often lying in my bed. And then suddenly the spot where I’m the safest, turns into a place where I don’t feel safe anymore. Because something horrible happened there. Maybe thats why when we where little we would run to our parents’ beds, because nothing terrible happened there. It was a safe bed.

That’s why I think nightmare are terrifying. Not because of what happens, but because it happens in a place where I should feel safe.

[abighail]

audrey hepburn & grace kelly backstage at the 1956 oscars

[notkatniss]

interesting how I raised this child