everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye
Also news! The official title for this gargoyle AU isssssss *drumroll* Hearts of Marble! Get it? Cause Enid's literally made of it and Wednesday is cold like it? Ahem anyway 🤧
Super proud of how this illustration came out :>
I won't spoil anything more about the story– this is enough of a spoiler ✨
not in "she's unable to" but more like she's not allowed to. don't get me wrong, she can follow a recipe and things will be awesome but under no circumstances people are letting her cook at functions and it's because she's genuinely crazy when it comes to flavor
im sorry, but this girl loves a frappuccino with BEEF SYRUP all over it. she's insane!!!
she would make the mountain dew baja blast pie and she would put bacon on her cupcakes and bananas on her pizza
wednesday is adventurous when it comes to everything but she doesn't at all allow enid to get creative in the kitchen and when she comes with "Just saw a new recipe :D you gotta try :D" wednesday genuinely contemplates divorce
when they have kids they are strictly disallowed from learning enid's weird "family" recipes (she's just making them up and hoping they get passed down. it won't.)
she only cooks on yule but wednesday makes sure to only let her go crazy for the desserts. she and fester eat most, if not all, of it and they're on the same frequency when it comes strange food
Yoko: So you're saying your not interested in Wednesday?
Enid: *annoyed* How many times do I have to tell you were just very good friends
Yoko: Great that's just what I wanted hear
Enid: *surprised* . . . Why?
Yoko: I just wanted to be sure there wouldn't be any bad blood before I asked her
Enid: Asked her what?! You and Divina didn't break up???
Yoko: Of course not, even if we had I would be locked in my room binging Blood and Jerry's
Enid: Then why are you asking if she's single?
Yoko: I wanted to ask her if she's interested in Divina
Enid: I'm sorry what?! You just said!
Yoko: I love Divina but sometimes I think I'm not mature enough for her. So I thought maybe Wednesday would be interested in filling for the areas I can't
Enid: Wait like poly?
Yoko: Enid all Fangs are a little bit poly
Enid: *jelly* Even if Wednesday were interested in that kind of relationship why would she be interested in Divina
Yoko: *fangs peaking, eyes narrow* You aren't suggesting there's something wrong with Divina
Enid: *tenses* No, I'm just saying I don't think they have much in common
Yoko: *gestures* look they're totally hanging out already
Wednesday and Divina are sitting at the same table reading. Wednesday is reading Slaughterhouse-Five and Divina is reading Interview with the Vampire
Yoko: See there having so much fun together
Enid: They aren't even talking!
Divina: Armand is such a fuck boy
Wednesday: Agreed
Yoko: *gestures at example*
Enid: They're reading completely different genres! Wednesday is reading speculative science and Divina is just reading historical romance
Yoko: and what's wrong with historical romance?
Enid: Nothing if your into that but Wednesday wouldn't waste her time with something so so frivolous
Yoko: *vein popping out of forehead* Are you calling Divina frivolous!
Enid: *throaty growl* and what if I am?
Sounds of fur and fang fight break out
. . .
Agnes: I think Yoko may have forgotten this was intended to push Enid towards Wednesday
Bianca: *covering Agnes eyes* You think?
. . .
Wednesday: Would you like to find somewhere quieter to read?
Divina: I would be delighted
. . .
Agnes: hmmmm new stepmother drop?
Bianca: No stay focused on getting your current mom's together before branching out
Have Wenclair s1 as anthropomorphic animals (because I love them)
I'm using my laptop to draw so if you notices a slight artstyle change, that's probably why. The drawing software I'm using is FireAlpaca, I'm still trying to get adjusted.
(I'm still going to drawing on my phone and use ibispaintX. If you notice any artstyle changes, it's bc of the different devices I use to draw)
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