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they/xe/any, nb, 22 | that fucking soggy cat has taken over my life | multifandom and sporatic reblogs. no sideblogs, we die like men. also i never tag shit, sorry.

[transfemininomenon]

scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

[akashicrecord]

You know MyChart not MyStory. bitch

[vooduude2]

My leftover pasta looked so beautiful in the microwave

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Lot of y'all want to be fed a lot of BBQ meat, and take a long nap.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[yharon314]

Ghoul, do you also want some BBQ and a long nap?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[hungwy]

GRAAAGH! I'm so hungry and I can't catch anything! If only I had ampullae of Lorenzini to help me sense where my prey is. Hey... You wouldn't happen to have some, would you?

[mythicart60]

jarona

[exitwound]

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

[dreadwedge]

can you stop going up and down for a sec

[dreadwedge]

oh sorry my fault actually. i was jumping and i forgot

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[alyrian]

Yeah NormalNPC becoming the "Hometown butcher" was not in my chapter 5 bingo

[sandsvendor100]

Whimpers

[sandsvendor100]

Throws Up A Little On YOUR Couch

[deltaruneyuri099]

look at them go

[whoiscallingme]

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[targetedknowledge]