Hyacinth82

Hyacinth, 22. They/Them. DM, aspiring urban planner, coin collector. Fuck cars and fuck me up, buttercup.

[empire-of-light]

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

[spicymancer]

Yes, Really!

Huge thanks to Noir for working with me to produce an actual real life Monster Researcher Eclair Plushie!!

Follow this link and you can preorder one for yourself! https://noirclothings.com/products/pre-order-noir-series-089-eclair-plushie

Honestly I don't think I could have even imagined something like this when I started drawing this little goofball years ago!

Thank you all so much for your support!

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

[radical-eve]

[ironbound-oberon]

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

[dovewithscales]

I want all the abled people reading this to go price check a power wheel chair.

The future people fear with subscription fees for body parts is already here. The plot of Repo! The Genetic Opera is already here. Disabled people are already facing impossible prices for aids and treatments they need to live.

[darkspaceboytoy]

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

[transfem-berdly-deltarune]

everybody say i love you black trans women

[sovietnam]

[catgirldollthing]

theyre saying she's the number 1 girl in the world

[im-mender]

they call her that because she's always going number 1

[phlondsbian]

now more than ever. i’m having the best days of my life because of fujoing out. and you have nothing

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[xenasaur]

findom is so fucking hot in concept but in this economy? untenable

[xenasaur]

like the idea of sweetly cupping a girl's face and gently brushing my thumb across her cheek while I condescendingly explain that I know she worked soooooo long and hard for all this money but we both know that I deserve it far more than she does is so painfully erotic to me. I looooooove condescendingly explaining to girls why they deserve less than me while they whimper and nod and thank me for it. but I also would probably throw up thinking about taking money from someone when the economy is in this state

of course, I could get around that by findomming men, but then it wouldn't be fun. a real catch 22

[iamoutofideas]

you could tell the sub to rob a bank

[xenasaur]

be a good girl and put on this clown mask for mommy and don't forget to watch out for the bus driver

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[im-mender]

also very true

[anarchautistic]

Very funny example of writing advice that is very specific to its medium getting overapplied outside its scope. Can you imagine how awful set design would be if people tried to apply this to movies. 60 minute post credits scene in the Matrix where Neo has to fire every gun that appears in the "lots of guns" scene

[thatdykepunkslut]

I'm sorry but fuck you that would be sick as hell

[dajo42]

[swills my gender around in a wine glass] a fine vintage. do i detect a hint of goth

waiter: please let me go home you have imprisoned me within this joke format and i wish to see my family again

[takes a sip] hm... powerful butch flavours with grunge undertones....

waiter: oh god. do my family even exist. did you make them up for this joke. did you make me up. what happens now

[the post ends]

[were--ralph]

Oh no Strep thrussy has my threstical so sore and sensitive how will ever swallow anything with this big swollen thrussy 🥺 I sure hope senpai doesn't stick his meat thermometer in there it's so tight and wet how will it ever fit in that tiny hole 🥺

[were--ralph]

when did i post this

[pointlessprism]

[were--ralph]

yeah that tracks

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light