wonders of life

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[yourdarlingdevotion]

HYPOTHETICALLY || lohen social media au

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lohen — electric guitarist. got the nickname "blood bunny" after venti drunkenly showered him in wine, and it looked like blood stains. tends to not attend public events often, which some fans say is "because he's murdering people". lohen even makes jokes like that to feed into it. their PR manager hates him.

albedo — bassist. poor man is exhausted from the constant chaos of this group. unfortunately, the epitome of "i told you so" whenever the others make bad decisions. loves painting and chemistry. nicknamed the kreideprinz because he's seen as.. not human a lot of the time. and because kaeya drew doodles on him using chalk during a live stream.

venti — main vocalist and lyricist. somehow always sneaks wine, at this point it's become a game, "guess where the wine is in venti's post." despite his playfulness, they all know they can trust him. trust him with their lives? of course. their money? yeah.. no. somehow knows basically everyone.

heizou — drummer and rapper. chronic flirt, and the first to 'investigate' drama (aka, he's nosy). also never make a vaguepost around heizou, he somehow always finds out what it's about. only one not from mondstadt and whenever someone brings that up, he just says, "if i was born in mondstadt, no one would've been able to handle my aura." knows everything on the internet, including brainrot..

kaeya — main visual and sub vocalist. "i'm too pretty for this" is basically his whole vocabulary. also flirtatious, but is more subtle. always wearing fancy cologne that makes fans faint should they ever get that close to him. his brother runs a wine industry but kaeya refuses to tell the public who his brother is because "he can make his business popular himself, wouldn't want him leeching off of my fame."

they all made matching fantasy roles (captain, chief alchemist, etc..) while drunk one time, and decided to change their private accounts to them.

their producer is kinich

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SYNOPSIS. rumors are bound to happen whenever a girl group performs alongside a boy group, but who would've guessed during the internet scandal that is — "one of your fellow bandmates dating the other band’s manager" you and someone else from that band have.. slipped away from the audience.

AUTHOR'S NOTES. uhhh these are kinda rushed because i struggle to make pfps, but i hope you guys enjoy <3 im gonna be so fr they're probably all gonna be ooc, i lowk regret who i put but im too lazy to change it so we ball🥹🙏

TAGLIST 18/50. @viviolettee @feafofu @lalalaloveallmydays @suyeomiiee @sekaisine @orphicmasterpeace @16lohens @melukonova @touyasvoid @justacube @istickforksinelectricaloutlets @xmmilaeon @m3llobunn1 @nicofies @emi--interact @brieflyfastserpent @lifendeath @feikyuu — send in an ask or comment to be added! ^^

hypothetically , if i were to offer a bloodied rose ...

...would you throw it away — or take the risk of reaching for it ?

[bobateadango]

ursa! lohen x reader x kof! lohen sounds nice

you will have to wait 365 business days before you see this fic from me 🧍🏻‍♀️

[corvus-theatrum-side]

related to my previous post ranting about lohen.

imagine reader who has a potential one-sided unrequited love with lohen stumbles onto an abyssal anomaly whole patrolling monstadt. and against their better judgement, decide to investigate it themselves, only to end up pulled in to discover a different stream of fate.

a world where lohen was not kidnapped as a child, nor was he traumatized by eroch's actions. a world where lohen was not the vice captain of the fifth company, but instead, a bowmaker living in millhaven.

he's nicer than you thought he'd be. kinder, too. it's off-putting, in a nice way, more than you expected it to be. yet there was still something about the way he gazed at you – with that smile, more familiar than you preferred it to be – that made you unnerved.

maybe it was the way his eyes darkened as he watched you get comfortable in his home. or maybe the way he'd tighten his grip on his bow as lohen watched you chat with a knight, overcome with a dark, vile urge to pierce an arrow straight through his skull. or the way his corners of his lips with would lift up into a thin smile every time you'd so much even mention the idea at going back to your original monstadt. to your original lohen.

you were happier here, weren't you? that lohen didn't love you, he did. he wanted to be your lohen. not that other one. that version of him didn't deserve you. he could treat you so much better. he wanted to keep you here! where you were happier with him! that was what you wanted isn't it?

maybe lohen just needs to convince you harder then! that's okay. he'll just have to convince you to stay.

and if that doesn't work, well, you wouldn't mind if he used a little force, right? that was how you liked him after all.

not in the mood to try being descriptive about it. thinking about writing it, but I'm not sure if I'm good enough at writing yandere. hmm.

[bookishgalaxies]

And if I said I STRONGLY hc Lohen as on the asexual spectrum……

[kotton-kandy953]

this fanfic shit easy

[hyacinthemum]

lohen and ursa!lohen x reader...... send tweet im dying KDKSKDKSKMDSMSKK

[medovic]

Yesterday , I spent all my saved pulls for Lohen. I've been grinding as crazy for over a month, got intimately familiar with Sumeru, sacrificed my guarantee for Durin, who he apparently wanted, tried to prefarm (artifacts were mostly bad tho), even came up with a whole summoning ritual. And then this absolute bastard of a man made me spend 160 pulls JUST to get him. He left me with only like 30 pulls for a weapon, which was NOT enough. I'm more than a little annoyed. This bitch.

Anyway, if someone is willing to write Lohen being tied up face down fucked ruthlessly (or already has smt like that written), I'll kiss your hands. I want him obliterated.

He'll prolly like it tho but I digress

[fakesimp]

Oh,

Lohen would totally be down listening to all of your inappropriate thoughts and would DEFINITELY indulge into every, single, one of them.

[arinxxx]

Spoilers on Lohen's story quest

Hello guys!

I was just playing Lohen's quest and I realized people kinda started to have confusion on his age lolol

The reason people think Lohen is the youngest is because of that line where Kaeya says something along the lines of, "He became a captain faster than anyone since Diluc."

But I don't think that's what he means. Lohen was already kidnapped around 10 years before the main story,(like when the game started, Varka was already in expedition etc) and the game seems to take place shortly after that whole incident was resolved. That would make him about 16–17 at the start of the game, and probably in his mid-twenties by now.

Also, Kaeya wouldn't describe a 14-year-old kid by saying, "He joined us quite late." Lol.

I think what Kaeya actually meant is that Lohen earned the captain title at an exceptionally fast rate, even surpassing Diluc's record. After all, he joined the Knights and was sent on an expedition almost immediately as a vice-captain. Then, when he returned, he was promoted to captain. So the statement is probably about how quickly he rose through the ranks, not about him being the youngest captain.

And on top of that, he was drinking in Varka's story quest (in the cut-scene).

Though, if I misunderstood, please enlighten me!

[wormdevourer]

im literally so funny

[sugarplum-muse]

Ohhummmgguuuuouaud im hard im wet im squriting PH MY GOOFOFFF OHHH

[sugarplum-muse]

OH NO THIS JS HORRIBLE THE NEW LOHEN POST IS MAKING ME HORNY AS HELL BUT I WAS GOING TO WRITE FLUFF WHAT DO I DO

[meyallowbo]

"how long will you last" ALL DAY ALL NIGHT LET ME HIT🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[m1dn1ght-st4rss]

"Bro who's even pulling for Lohen?"

[yearningpine]

Hear me out: Modern! Illuga, Lohen and Durin becoming a popular idol group— except their stage personas are based off another member's (exaggerated) off stage personality

Illuga: (On stage) The naive “baby” of the group who approaches everything with wide eyed curiosity -> (Off stage) The responsible babysitter that looks like he hasn't slept a day since he knew them；Ironically the oldest member

Lohen: (On stage) Mature, levelheaded leader who has an unexpected cute side and a smile that heals everyone who sees it -> (Off stage) Problem child #1；Troublemaker who causes as much chaos as possible and frequently skips training

Durin: Charismatic bad boy with a resting bitch face and a sadistic smile (on stage) -> Problem child #2 but barely；The youngest trainee who is confused about everything but still tries his best with a bright smile

[gettingdevious]

Knowing the drink that Lohen is giving you was poisoned, and drinking it while staring him dead in the eye. He goes unfathomably hard.

[sakumz]

a/n: THIS LOHEN hehdjdjsjsjs

HEHEHDHEDHHS anyways

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"they failed the test, that's all." lohen confirms to varka as you sighed, you were there.

pouting as you recalled the scenario last night.

"why'd you put the poison in their drinks?" huffing as you poured the antidote into their mouths.

"it's a test and to test your poison, don't want you slipping now that you're part of the knights, little witch."

"healer," you corrected, he laughs.

"I'm a healer, the knights' healer and I'm here to assist in coordinating the expedition team. last I checked, you weren't even invited." now finishing the last guy with your antidote, his gaze zeros on you like a predator watching his prey before attacking you.

"well then I'd like you to be part of the expedition, " varka offers lohen, snapping you out of your daze.

"what?!" slamming your tea down on his table, lohen smiles in triumph.

"we need strong and smart guys, he's clearly one of them."

"I don't know about smart but he's certainly stupid. why ask me to make the poison and then use it on our guys. now I'm definitely their enemy," you huff. lohen chuckles at your words.

"it's okay if you're their enemy, I'm your partner in this!" he cheers.

you place your tea cup to your lips, ready to drink but the liquid glimmers under the light. you drink anyways.

"I won't drink that if I were you," lohen starts as you swallowed the liquid.

"there's poison," he finishes.

"I made the poison."

"and?"

"I'm immune to my own poison..."

"oh! guess it isn't easy to kill a witch, huh? this expedition's gonna be fun just like old times."

old times huh, remembering all the times you stumbled upon that crazy adventurer.