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lohen — electric guitarist. got the nickname "blood bunny" after venti drunkenly showered him in wine, and it looked like blood stains. tends to not attend public events often, which some fans say is "because he's murdering people". lohen even makes jokes like that to feed into it. their PR manager hates him.
albedo — bassist. poor man is exhausted from the constant chaos of this group. unfortunately, the epitome of "i told you so" whenever the others make bad decisions. loves painting and chemistry. nicknamed the kreideprinz because he's seen as.. not human a lot of the time. and because kaeya drew doodles on him using chalk during a live stream.
venti — main vocalist and lyricist. somehow always sneaks wine, at this point it's become a game, "guess where the wine is in venti's post." despite his playfulness, they all know they can trust him. trust him with their lives? of course. their money? yeah.. no. somehow knows basically everyone.
heizou — drummer and rapper. chronic flirt, and the first to 'investigate' drama (aka, he's nosy). also never make a vaguepost around heizou, he somehow always finds out what it's about. only one not from mondstadt and whenever someone brings that up, he just says, "if i was born in mondstadt, no one would've been able to handle my aura." knows everything on the internet, including brainrot..
kaeya — main visual and sub vocalist. "i'm too pretty for this" is basically his whole vocabulary. also flirtatious, but is more subtle. always wearing fancy cologne that makes fans faint should they ever get that close to him. his brother runs a wine industry but kaeya refuses to tell the public who his brother is because "he can make his business popular himself, wouldn't want him leeching off of my fame."
they all made matching fantasy roles (captain, chief alchemist, etc..) while drunk one time, and decided to change their private accounts to them.
their producer is kinich
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SYNOPSIS. rumors are bound to happen whenever a girl group performs alongside a boy group, but who would've guessed during the internet scandal that is — "one of your fellow bandmates dating the other band’s manager" you and someone else from that band have.. slipped away from the audience.
AUTHOR'S NOTES. uhhh these are kinda rushed because i struggle to make pfps, but i hope you guys enjoy <3 im gonna be so fr they're probably all gonna be ooc, i lowk regret who i put but im too lazy to change it so we ball🥹🙏
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hypothetically , if i were to offer a bloodied rose ...
...would you throw it away — or take the risk of reaching for it ?
















