Lets Get Yiffy @hydramaster1 - Tumblr Blog

imagine going to your job and one of your coworkers is the drinking out of this motherfucker:

what a power move. like, if nobody else says anything you can’t call them out because then you have to reveal your own degeneracy. you just have to sit there knowing that that smug bastard got away with it.

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“Neat logo! Is that a gaming company like Razer?“

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Plain-dealing-villain no it’s a dildo company

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Kinda unhappy with this one, had too much story/ideas in my mind, but too few pages lol. Anyway, the message is still important. Rabbits often suffer from poor keeping and are often abandoned, especially around Easter time.

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AHH THIS!! THIS THIS THIS DON’T GET A N Y O N E A BUNNY FOR EASTER THEY CANNOT BE KEPT IN CAGES/HUTCHES AND NEED LOVE, STIMULATION, SPACE, AND FOOD!!!

THEY’RE NOT STUFFED ANIMALS THEY’RE LIVING THINGS

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THIS GOES FOR CHICKENS, DUCKS, AND ANY ANIMAL THAT A CHILD CANNOT TAKE CARE OF!

REAL TALK: IT MAY BE CUTE TO WATCH YOUR KID PLAY WITH THE ANIMAL YOU GOT THEM FOR EASTER, BUT AS SOON AS THE KID GETS BORED, THE ANIMAL IS PRACTICALLY DEAD ALREADY!

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I have a bunny named floppy and if he dies I would cry he is my perfect little bun bun and I give him the love and affection he needs

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Is that a ranger because my dad has one

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BOX FOR PLAY

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Look at this beautiful angel

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MOTHER PLEASE

GIVETH THE BOX TO KITTY

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If it fits I sits

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Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

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This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

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Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

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This broke my heart to see him like that

Hey followers I haven’t posted because of the whole tumblr thing and I waited till it cooled down which took a year but I’m posting again and to remind y’all that if you want to rp just message me don’t be shy

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No but novembeeeeeeeeeer

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Unmute this.

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I will never tire reblogging this.

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If you are having a horrbile day, please. Look at this..

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Song: Stamper’s Secret Level song from Batteblock Theater

The characters are from a game called Yume Nikki

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This never fails to entertain me owo

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When I tell my friends to get in the car to go somewhere and they ask where

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he’s doing what our government should be doing..

his foundation

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A real example of being the change you want to see in the world

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That’s incredible

Install it now and let's play together!

This is a great game

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bloop

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Aaawww

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press f to pay respects

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Ok just the solid snake is making my giggle

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I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

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Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies.

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly.

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best.

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He has a fucking :3 on his face.

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Oh my god I have arachnophobia but for once I can say that’s so adorable

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Who all here has telegram? Drop yours below~

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Hydramaster

staff

Hey Tumblr–

A couple of weeks ago we announced an update to our Community Guidelines regarding adult content, and we’ve received a lot of questions and feedback from you. First and foremost, we are sorry that this has not been an easy transition and we know we can do a better job of explaining what we’re doing. We knew this wasn’t going to be an easy task and we appreciate your patience as we work through the challenges and limitations of correctly flagging tens of billions of GIFs, videos, and photos.

Today, December 17th, our policy begins to take effect. This means that we will start hiding – not deleting – posts that contain GIFs, videos, and photos from public view that are in violation of our policy. Again, this is a complex problem, and over the coming weeks we will gradually, and carefully, flag more adult content. (Yes, we will still make mistakes, but hopefully fewer and fewer.)

More importantly, we want to clarify the things that you, as a community, have asked about the most.

Tumblr will always be a place to explore your identity. Tumblr has always been home to marginalized communities and always will be. We fully recognize Tumblr’s special obligation to these communities and are committed to ensuring that our new policy on adult content does not silence the vital conversations that take place here every day. LGBTQ+ conversations, exploration of sexuality and gender, efforts to document the lives and challenges of those in the sex worker industry, and posts with pictures, videos, and GIFs of gender-confirmation surgery are all examples of content that is not only permitted on Tumblr but actively encouraged.

We also want to reiterate some important information from our Support post:

Your content will not be deleted. If your post(s) are flagged under the new policy, they will be hidden from public view and will only be visible to you. You can appeal these flags if you feel your content was erroneously marked as adult content. Upcoming feature changes will also make appeals more manageable for those of you with multiple flagged posts. Your blog won’t be deleted if you’ve posted adult content in the past, and there is nothing you need to do if you have interacted with adult content up until now–it will just be flagged and not publicly viewable. Don’t forget too that you can download your content. It’s yours after all, and we don’t take that lightly.

What is still permitted? We’ve heard a lot of concern about what the policy does not permit, but we want to make sure that you also know what is still permitted:

Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, specifically sculptures and illustrations, is also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr. Although, photorealistic imagery or photography – images, videos, or GIFs – with real humans that include exposed genitals or female-presenting (yeah, we know you hate this term) nipples or depict sex acts is not allowed per our guidelines.

Examples of exceptions that are still permitted but that you may need to appeal if they are misclassified are: exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery.

The automated tools will improve. Having a post mistakenly flagged as adult totally sucks; we understand and agree that there have been too many wrongfully flagged posts since we announced the policy change. With tens of billions of GIFs, videos, and photos to review and millions of new posts every day, we really need your help to get it right.

The more you help by reporting content that’s not permitted and by appealing content that you believe was flagged incorrectly, the better our automated tools will get at classifying your posts correctly. The more content these tools review, the more they will learn the difference between what’s permitted and what’s not. Most importantly, your content won’t be deleted if erroneously flagged and all appeals will be sent to a real, live human who can make the appropriate call.

We love Tumblr and the communities that call Tumblr home. You are Tumblr. This place has always been a reflection of the voices and communities that thrive here. As you’ve always done, help us continue to shape Tumblr into the community you want it to be.

<3

rarityismywaifu

@staff too little too late, you could of posted this days ago to aleaveate fears but no you keep this post to yourselves till the day of the purge….

We are still plagued by porn bots, nazi’s and alt-right hate and genocide blog’s, and child porn blogs. The child porn blog’s that you soo soo wanted to get rid of but didn’t know how to do it, all for that greedy money from having you app on the app store….

The only thing that works is the ad’s, the ad’s that you want for your own greed. That you force down our throat so you can try and make more money off it’s users. That all you really care about anyway…

I’ve lost friends, that I will never talk to again because of this.

So @staff you can fuck right off!!! You greedy stupid fucking pieces of shit!

Also just wow at the sheep in the comments thinking this is only about porn… you are fucking retards… and I really mean that. I don’t care if it’s not (pc) you are retards….

Site wide censorship because they can’t fix or run a website properly and you think it’s just about the porn ??????

Or you retards that think “Ooh you just want porn what about the kids!!!!!!”…..

Sooo, you must like Nazi’s then? @staff sure hasn’t done anything about them or you sure do love child porn and pedophiles too yeah, because this sure does fix that problem too right?….

Fucking retards…..

hydramaster1

GOD DAMNIT NOW THEY TELL US THIS CRAP WHAT THE HELL

What is going on?

So guys if you see this tumblr adult content is still here it’s just flagged I think they found out if the ban adult content they are utterly fucked