heaven on mars

She looked good to the eye, but her spirit is full of lie  That girl's got a demon in her soul  

[hydrogenuine]

He is....babey....

[calamitysong]

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

[calamitysong]

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

[ofcarnivora]

You chase me, I chase you?

[ofcarnivora]

Two beach bums

[ofcarnivora]

Herding dogs are part of the complete diet of silken windhounds.

[fruitshi]

[nyano64]

Same energy

[patchoulism]

Guys will never tell you this, but actually, when you edge during masturbation, you have a balance meter like during grinds in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

[sabertoothwalrus]

I don’t care if the world isn’t ready to hear it, but I’m going to say it:

“Sugar We’re Going Down Kung Fu Fighting” is better than either of the original songs that comprise the mashup

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who need to hear it

[mioxenoblade]

Homestuck this, homestuck that, if your house is so damn sticky then get some damn clorox wipes or something.

[mioxenoblade]

someone: “hey do you like homestuck??”

every gift I ever get them from there on out:

[pastelparrotlet]

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

[cowboybanjo]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mysharona1987]

[swarnpert]

my bones change color depending on how im feeling :)

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef