Hydronium the

Pronouns: h/he Nicknames: no | Speaks strawdkcab at random intervals

[hydronium-catto]

garb

[themoscoviumcattohimself]

…flex tape, flex tape, epat xelf, flex tape…

[wandering around in no direction specifically]

-hydronium (flex tape…)

Почему ты ходишь туда-сюда и — что важнее — почему говоришь о Flex Tape? Это же просто бытовой прибор.

[hydronium-catto]

*dashes and starts yelling, practically inside your face*

I NEED FLEX TAAAYPE!!!!

[themoscoviumcattohimself]

*gives you the worst stare possible*

Уберись у меня с глаз долой.

[hydronium-catto]

…not unless your sight XELF sah TAPE in it!

[themoscoviumcattohimself]

…flex tape, flex tape, epat xelf, flex tape…

[wandering around in no direction specifically]

-hydronium (flex tape…)

Почему ты ходишь туда-сюда и — что важнее — почему говоришь о Flex Tape? Это же просто бытовой прибор.

[hydronium-catto]

*dashes and starts yelling, practically inside your face*

I NEED FLEX TAAAYPE!!!!

[nitrogencatto]

evil

?

[ominousuniversevolcano]

*points at you, then points at the image*

evil.

no more explanation I will give.

[nitrogencatto]

*simply flies away and a few minutes later returns back to gardening*

[hydronium-catto]

…where taht si damn flex tape…

[phosphorusec]

I wanna send this graph to someone who’s never seen this blog and watch them try to guess what happened.

(Seriously, 100 Activity in 1 day!?)

[hydronium-catto]

you got deggolber by @tumblr or ohcikup@?

[copper-elementcattos]

Baby Hydrogen

(Shes so cute)

(what is going on? @hydrogens-blogis )

Hydro... Now you're so small... And also very cold... Did Nitrogen give you a hug by any chance?

[hydronium-catto]

aww

[hydronium-catto]

I've seen the request! Well... We'll think about it.

yay!

[heyimdelvi]

HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!!! ME AND GASSERITE HAVE DISCOVERED> WE CAN MAKE ANYONE BECAUSE OF A GREAT UGC MAKER GAME IF WE HAVE THE ROBUX AND WE LIKE YOUR CATTO DESIGN GET YOUR HOPES UP! MAYBE THEY'LL BE ACCEPTED AND WE'LL POUR OUR BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS WITH WHATEVER GREAT CATTO YOU HAVE REQUESTED THAT ISN'T ABLE TO BE DONE BY USING THE REGULAR CATALOG!!!!!!!! THIS ALSO BUTCHERS THE PRICE NEEDED FOR SOME! WE CAN COMBINE THE FACE, TUFTS, OTHER HEAD ACCESSORIES INTO ONE AND WE'RE ALLLLL SET!

Heres a teaser of radon.

[hydronium-catto]

Can you do me?

[flurty]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Move him to the penis explosion chamber"

[hydronium-catto]

@nickel-catto

YOU KNOW TAHT WAHT MEEEANS!

[obsidians6mind1]

twilight sparkle

I can't take you SERIOUSLY when you mention that thing...

[hydronium-catto]

Thank god, peek ot teg I my SERIOUSLY!

[hydronium-catto]

dles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish® Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Salads Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Side Salad Snacks & Sides World Famous Fries® Yoplait® GO-GURT® Low Fat Strawberry Yogurt Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Desserts & Shakes Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake Vanilla Shake Vanilla Cone Hot Fudge Sundae McFlurry® with M&M'S® Candies Kiddie Cone Hot Caramel Sundae Strawberry Sundae McFlurry® with

with a wiwth thiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiw-

P A R D E R T S & S N A K E

Sundae Mundae Wundae Candae

Konney Cid with StradaefudgeudgeudgesalalasalGURT

GURT

McFlurry, and Prin-cess Flurry H-ar-t

lelolel

WITHOLD CLASSIC CHICKENMILK

• Kiddie Milk

• Middle Kill

• Griddle Millions

[thirvofanon]

What? ŌwÔ

[hydronium-catto]

• Griddillions

Killillions of Middie Kilk

Kilkimillimiddakilk

Hot Fot Sundot MocFlurrot

Fruitgurt®

Low fat!

Fow lat!

4-teen lat-tes!!!

Wow! Lat-teen-o teens!!!

Wew!

4-lattos of Tina!!!

Weew!

[drskorprosium]

Do you need help?

[hydronium-catto]

No

N-O®

ButterbaconGriddlegg & Chegg & Chell & Cheese

…weese!

M&Mem&Chem&Memanem&Strawbrawberrawbetrawberry

May-be I’ll get the…

Double Double Quarter Triple McDouble Quarter Pounder (that’s 1.5 pounds)

Quouble Trouble Drouple McQuipleDippleTripplePipple

LEL

[chlerposium137]

WHAT THE HELL THAT EVEN MEANS!??!

[hydronium-catto]

Low Fowt Strowbowrry Yowgowrt

noh wohy!

[hydronium-catto]

dles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish® Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Salads Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Side Salad Snacks & Sides World Famous Fries® Yoplait® GO-GURT® Low Fat Strawberry Yogurt Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Desserts & Shakes Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake Vanilla Shake Vanilla Cone Hot Fudge Sundae McFlurry® with M&M'S® Candies Kiddie Cone Hot Caramel Sundae Strawberry Sundae McFlurry® with

with a wiwth thiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiw-

P A R D E R T S & S N A K E

Sundae Mundae Wundae Candae

Konney Cid with StradaefudgeudgeudgesalalasalGURT

GURT

McFlurry, and Prin-cess Flurry H-ar-t

lelolel

WITHOLD CLASSIC CHICKENMILK

• Kiddie Milk

• Middle Kill

• Griddle Millions

[thirvofanon]

What? ŌwÔ

[hydronium-catto]

• Griddillions

Killillions of Middie Kilk

Kilkimillimiddakilk

Hot Fot Sundot MocFlurrot

Fruitgurt®

Low fat!

Fow lat!

4-teen lat-tes!!!

Wow! Lat-teen-o teens!!!

Wew!

4-lattos of Tina!!!

Weew!

[drskorprosium]

Do you need help?

[hydronium-catto]

No

N-O®

ButterbaconGriddlegg & Chegg & Chell & Cheese

…weese!

M&Mem&Chem&Memanem&Strawbrawberrawbetrawberry

May-be I’ll get the…

Double Double Quarter Triple McDouble Quarter Pounder (that’s 1.5 pounds)

Quouble Trouble Drouple McQuipleDippleTripplePipple

LEL

[hydronium-catto]

dles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish® Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Salads Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Side Salad Snacks & Sides World Famous Fries® Yoplait® GO-GURT® Low Fat Strawberry Yogurt Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Desserts & Shakes Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake Vanilla Shake Vanilla Cone Hot Fudge Sundae McFlurry® with M&M'S® Candies Kiddie Cone Hot Caramel Sundae Strawberry Sundae McFlurry® with

with a wiwth thiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiw-

P A R D E R T S & S N A K E

Sundae Mundae Wundae Candae

Konney Cid with StradaefudgeudgeudgesalalasalGURT

GURT

McFlurry, and Prin-cess Flurry H-ar-t

lelolel

WITHOLD CLASSIC CHICKENMILK

• Kiddie Milk

• Middle Kill

• Griddle Millions

[thirvofanon]

What? ŌwÔ

[hydronium-catto]

• Griddillions

Killillions of Middie Kilk

Kilkimillimiddakilk

Hot Fot Sundot MocFlurrot

Fruitgurt®

Low fat!

Fow lat!

4-teen lat-tes!!!

Wow! Lat-teen-o teens!!!

Wew!

4-lattos of Tina!!!

Weew!

[hydronium-catto]

Thank you @hydronium-catto and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

[hydronium-catto]

dles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish® Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Salads Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Side Salad Snacks & Sides World Famous Fries® Yoplait® GO-GURT® Low Fat Strawberry Yogurt Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Desserts & Shakes Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake Vanilla Shake Vanilla Cone Hot Fudge Sundae McFlurry® with M&M'S® Candies Kiddie Cone Hot Caramel Sundae Strawberry Sundae McFlurry® with

with a wiwth thiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiw-

P A R D E R T S & S N A K E

Sundae Mundae Wundae Candae

Konney Cid with StradaefudgeudgeudgesalalasalGURT

GURT

McFlurry, and Prin-cess Flurry H-ar-t

lelolel

WITHOLD CLASSIC CHICKENMILK

• Kiddie Milk

• Middle Kill

• Griddle Millions

[thirvofanon]

What? ŌwÔ

[hydronium-catto]

• Griddillions

Killillions of Middie Kilk

Kilkimillimiddakilk

Hot Fot Sundot MocFlurrot

Fruitgurt®

Low fat!

Fow lat!

4-teen lat-tes!!!

Wow! Lat-teen-o teens!!!

Wew!

4-lattos of Tina!!!

Weew!

[hydronium-catto]

dles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish® Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Salads Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Side Salad Snacks & Sides World Famous Fries® Yoplait® GO-GURT® Low Fat Strawberry Yogurt Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Desserts & Shakes Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake Vanilla Shake Vanilla Cone Hot Fudge Sundae McFlurry® with M&M'S® Candies Kiddie Cone Hot Caramel Sundae Strawberry Sundae McFlurry® with

with a wiwth thiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiw-

P A R D E R T S & S N A K E

Sundae Mundae Wundae Candae

Konney Cid with StradaefudgeudgeudgesalalasalGURT

GURT

McFlurry, and Prin-cess Flurry H-ar-t

lelolel

WITHOLD CLASSIC CHICKENMILK

• Kiddie Milk

• Middle Kill

• Griddle Millions

[sadneodymium445566]

guys I think I spoke too soon....

[rhythmbunny256]

Yep, we're absolutely toast :P

[hydronium-catto]

*Falls out of a toaster on the ceiling*

…wnok t’nod I how I or the toaster tog here.

[hydronium-catto]

(as true muonium)

¡Hoetltlaoc, rfeetltlaomwi thnaal ff laanht iwmoaltlteefr ,oclaltetHo!

?!?

[rhythmbunny256]

So this would be a negative muon and a positron flying around it?

[hydronium-catto]

So, a ekil negative Hydorgen?