Literal Hyena Girl

Marcie - Tranny dyke

[greatcheshire]

do you like k/i/l/i/ng s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g

the manhwa? no. it's problematic

the act? yes. it's fun

[feldfrog]

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[midiport]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[pathfuckery]

[nekrotiize]

white people be like i have to pick up my guinea pig from his chiropractor appointment

[nekrotiize]

white people be like i have to misogynize my cat for clout online

[nekrotiize]

white people be like the healthiest relationship ive ever had is with my dog

[nekrotiize]

white people be like i have to do phrenology to my cat and claim him to be inherently mentally deficient for being orange

[nekrotiize]

white people be like my horse is homewrecking me 😡

[nekrotiize]

white people be like "when your boyfriend says he'd never cheat on you and then he gets a girl dog"

[nekrotiize]

white people be like im putting my hamster on keto

[nekrotiize]

white people be like i trained my dog to bring me my ubereats orders 😋

[nekrotiize]

white people be like this isnt funny i need to pick my dog up from his solo vacation to an active war zone

[nekrotiize]

white people be like i love my pet opossum 🥰

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[liberalsarecool]

She called it.

Unqualified Republican appointments and GOP 3pstein capitalism have abysmal consequences.

[condorart]

Let’s be sleepy with mama

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[princess-of-phyresis]

fuck i need to amend the list

this is all getting so complex :/

[plushelle]

aotk

[i-bet-the-max-limit-is-32-symbol]

the world of ultimate gaming

[lylac-of-the-final-applause]

the world of ultimate gaming

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[fraubastardi]

🤨☕...

[angelotheque]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone