turns around in a sinister office chair petting my cat. hello. welcome to my problematic side blog no you arent getting my main unless we're friends.
you can call me liah or sunday, my pronouns in preference order are it/he/sun
this is my proship blog, the only thing i dont want to hear about really is incest but thats a personal thing. if you try to talk to me about incest you get ONE warning and then im blocking you if you do it again. (dont care if you do that in your own time <3 moots i'll kiss you if you tag that for me)
minors can follow, but i might not interact w/ you much out of personal comfort 🙏
my main interests are homestuck and jjba but i have more problematic opinions about jjba so that honestly might be the main focus on here we'll see
wait different yet similar vain he zips like. a specific thing from fugo. like he tries to think about something and then its gone and he watches fugo squirm until he figures out it was sticky fingers. but fugos smart he's gonna figure it out right? he isnt prolonging it for his own pleasure right???
Oh yeah they would definitely do this. For some reason, the first place my mind went was him taking things outside of Fugo's body. Like, Fugo clutching his stomach in pain because something is missing and Bucciarati is just like "Oh something's gone? Do you know what? No? Then I guess I can't help you." He won't put it back unless Fugo can tell him what he took, or something.
This could also be done without goring Fugo, sorry for that being my default, oops. I just think Bucciarati would like sex that is almost indistinguishable from torture methods.
ive (somehow) just discovered that the scientific word for bruising is ecchymosis. i will remember this. please read that in the most ominous voice possible.
rank all the fugo/team bucciarati & trish ships (we all know who number one is lmao) also this includes any poly ships you desire
I mean... if we just do my general ranking, number one probably will surprise some of you lol- I won't rank poly ships cause we'd be here all day but I'll put some thoughts on some at the bottom!
Sexhaze, gotta be Fumis. The fact that this is my evil account (for evil) cannot influence the fact that they're my favorites. I don't post about them on here 'cause I do on main, but they're important to me.
Fubru/Sticky Haze. They have soooo much potential especially if you fuck 'em up. It saved my entire opinion of Bucciarati after not giving a shit about him for years cause I was so tired of fanon.
Futrish! One of the first JJBA ships I cared about. I just think they're neat.
Mistrish, I think they're neat and there's also a lot of potential with their dynamic... one day I'll finish that oneshot. I don't really ship based on canon but I do think they're one of the more likely couples to happen in a very canon compliant post-canon AU.
Giomis- What can I say, it's a classic. I think if it didn't get torn to shreds by antis I'd be more frustrated with it than I am for fanon reasons lol, but where it stands now I really enjoy most of what I see of them! They aren't higher simply because a lot has already been done with them, I don't think I have too much to add to the conversation here.
Abbagio... I used to also be really into Abbagio (they used to be most of what I posted about on here). I have less thoughts on them as of late outside of a certain AU, but I do really like them! I think the way they mirror each other is interesting and it's a classic dynamic with the bonus of an age gap that makes people want me dead!
Giotrish, because I make them toxic as fuck for no particular reason and it's really fun. I haven't been as into them lately but ohhh boy I had a big era of putting them in situations that I should get back into.
I used to like Fugio a lot more. I think it's mostly PHF/fanon getting on my nerves. Sometimes they come back to me though if I see something or get an idea that I really like. There's a lot there, but sometimes the execution of things just doesn't get me excited.
Fuabba- I have less concrete thoughts on them but I think it's fun. Good 'ol Abbacchio being a weak, weak man. I also like when Fugo goes through it.
I'm not super into Abbamis but there have been a few things that really get the gears turning in my head. Probably tied with Fuabba because that one is a dynamic that just generally appeals to me, but a specific Abbamis situation I like will get me more excited.
Naramis is another one where it's just like... what's not to like. They're fun! I don't always have a lot of thoughts or anything to add to the conversation, but I like them.
Funara is one I've come around to more recently, but only as a ship in very specific scenarios. Narancia's fanon characterization in particular is just not it for me, which is why a lot of ships with him don't rank higher. Lots of potential and things to think about, but probably not something I'll write about very often unless I really get a brain blast.
Naratrish is another one I get the appeal of, but it's not really for me. I'll read fics if someone sends one about them or a friend writes it, and I'll like them well enough, but I probably won't seek them out on my own.
Brumis should probably be lower because I realized I forgot about them when I was writing about Abbanara, but I'll put them here. I think they're fucked up as hell and Mista's backstory is incredibly tragic and I do not take the stupid dinner scene as canon. I don't particularly like them but I do have some thoughts, so they go here.
Brugio is not my thing but it probably should be. I like them in very specific situations but in general I don't really ship them.
Naragio is similar to Naratrish but I see less of them in general so I've just experienced less of the ship in general. I see the appeal and as an enjoyer of angst they sure do have that going for them.
Brunara is something I could get behind if I was more of a Narancia fan just cause it'd be fucked up. I'd read fics cause I'm a filthy disgusting proshipper but it's not really something that Gets me. Like any Bruno ship, there's something there with the admiration of Bucciarati.
Abbanara is basically tied with Brunara. Very few thoughts but I like things for the sake of them being fucked up. There could be interesting things done with Narancia getting fucked over by law enforcement/the justice system and Abbacchio being a former cop, but I'm probably not going to be the one doing those things.
Brutrish... Similar to Brunara and Abbanara but it's lower because there's less of an established dynamic between them. I think Trish could do better, but if she doesn't want to I hope they don't get married.
Abbatrish just has even less of an established dynamic. I don't dislike any of the ships above them so them being this low is mostly just because of how little I've seen. If any Abbatrish fans want to tell me about their headcanons and such I'd love to hear. I'm very easy to sell on things.
Bruabba... One of the only ships I dislike. Nothing wrong with it in isolation but I'm at a point that if I'm considering their dynamic I'm not shipping them just cause it gets on my nerves lol. No shade to bruabba shippers I see the appeal and where the fanon comes from for the most part, it's just not something that interests me personally and seeing it so often just soured me on them.
If I forgot anyone... Put them above Bruabba and below Abbatrish I guess lmaoo-
I didn't rank poly ships because I'm already pretty sure I forgot combinations in this list, but I do have a bunch I like. Not really a ranking because in general they reflect my overall shipping preferences. Like, you can kind of tell which characters in general are my favorites cause they're ships skew higher on the list lol.
Really any combo of the ones who survive Golden Wind is up my alley. I think they're neat. Fugo feeling like he's intruding on Giomistrish when he comes back to Passione, or Giorno feeling like an outsider when it comes to Fumis because they have history. Trish both wanting to live a normal life but at the same time, everything that happened is important to her and changed her and she cares about these people and she can't just walk away... Many possibilities!
Funaramis is also fun and if I ranked it, would probably go above Fuabba. I think they're a good trio, there's a lot you can do with the three of them.
I think Fugo, Abbacchio, and Bucciarati is also really interesting. Fugo getting jealous that he's being replaced by a new guy and Abbacchio confused and disgusted by Fugo and Bucciarati's relationship if he knows about it. Also, in more recent news, Abbacchio training Bucciarati's dog for him.
Those general combos off the top of my head are the main ones I've considered or have thoughts about.
Aaaand that's my current ship ranking. Most of those are variable depending on how I'm feeling and I really don't dislike any ship on its own merits, some of them I'm just more tired of seeing than others... but I just like character dynamics in general.
okok so hear me out on this: sticky fingers can "unzip" things, right? if we get REALLLLY fast and loose with the rules we could have sticky fingers unzipping someone's (fugos) brain...all the thoughts and smarts just spilling out....I know it isnt how it works but droolssssss
Impromptu brain surgery... I like the way you think, anon. I do think that, as long as he can go back to normal after (or thinks he will, even), Fugo would like the feeling of emptying his thoughts. Even (especially) if it's temporary, it'd be a weight off his shoulders, to just be able to let go and not think for a little bit.
At the same time, he prides himself on his intelligence so I doubt it's an indulgence he'd give himself outside of like... best-case scenario is CNC. He's at least pretending not to want it. And you can go darker from there I'm sure you can imagine.
okok so hear me out on this: sticky fingers can "unzip" things, right? if we get REALLLLY fast and loose with the rules we could have sticky fingers unzipping someone's (fugos) brain...all the thoughts and smarts just spilling out....I know it isnt how it works but droolssssss
Impromptu brain surgery... I like the way you think, anon. I do think that, as long as he can go back to normal after (or thinks he will, even), Fugo would like the feeling of emptying his thoughts. Even (especially) if it's temporary, it'd be a weight off his shoulders, to just be able to let go and not think for a little bit.
At the same time, he prides himself on his intelligence so I doubt it's an indulgence he'd give himself outside of like... best-case scenario is CNC. He's at least pretending not to want it. And you can go darker from there I'm sure you can imagine.
what fetishes/kinks do you think the main group (+ trish) would have?
Ohhhh hell yeah thank you for this one.
Fugo: CHOKING - this is personal bias/projecting but he needs to choke himself and get choked. What's that tie around your bare neck for, huh Fugo? I think he would enjoy the feeling of his brain being deprived of oxygen, and of losing consciousness briefly. I also think he'd be into humiliation (partially because I think it's funny to make him do stupid shit and get off on it, and then get annoyed that he's getting off on it).
Bucciarati: I think he'd get off on torturing people, and is one of the more likely to use his Stand during sex. Zipping off limbs isn't exactly like bondage but it feels similar in spirit to me, so bondage is also probably on the list. Also, fear play (a la the scene where he licks Giorno). I think he exudes the energy of knowing more about BDSM than he actually does.
Abbacchio: I think he'd like crossdressing in a degrading way (not that there is anything inherently degrading about crossdressing, but I think he would see it like that). Honestly I think he has a really low libido so anything he is into... if he's getting off, does he have it in him to put effort into it on top of everything else? He's into it in theory but in practice he's not bothering to get dolled up. Also piss.
Narancia: I think he'd be up for anything. He'll try anything once type of deal. I could also see knife play being in there, or an oral fixation. I'll be the first to say I haven't thought much about him, but I do also think it's funny if he's just an annoying little shit and that gets Fugo in particular off.
Mista: This man is a romantic at heart, unfortunately. Anything he is into is overshadowed by the fact that if he does know about BDSM or kink it's in a very 50 shades way. I could see him being into clothing- lingerie, or leather, or latex, something along those lines. Mista food play also keeps coming up lately so I feel like I should mention that as well. I do think he'd like commit to roleplay in general. He'd get invested even if it's absurd. (I think other people would have a gun play kink moreso than Mista would, but he's happy to indulge.)
Giorno: Another likely contender for using his Stand during sex (vine bondage, sex pollen, but I think the mind break potential in being overcharged with life energy or being continuously reset to zero is underutilized). Depending on the situation, I could see him being into either end of mind break. I could see him being into a lot, but that's one that I haven't seen much of before. Body worship also probably up there. Giorno Giovanna has a dream (to get gangbanged).
Trish: I have a soft spot in my heart for Trish being really into voyeurism and exhibitionism and I don't know where it started (maybe joking around with my friend about her being a fujoshi lol). I think once she had Spice Girl... they can do things in public and no one would even know. Or just if any of her friends are together I think she should get to watch.
Summary: Sometimes the things that happen to us have no deeper meaning, and we have to tell ourselves stories to make sense of it all. The terrible and beautiful can coexist.
Or maybe it's more like this: sometimes the people we trust most are the ones best equipped to tear it all down.
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