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🍃✨ A Monday that's better than a Saturday evening | 25 | Germany | ENFP | 4w3 (415) sp/sx | Lawful Neutral | Art blog: @valeriana-officinalis ✨🍃

[willowmilk]

me and the homies having good dental hygiene with the nine inch nails tooth brush

[eggzaki]

i wanna brush you like an enamel

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[aberrantemotion]

[zum1udontno]

[peregr1ne]

if you don't know them just pick it from looks

hey take my uquiz so i can judge you

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

we live in this weird culture where most people are so obsessed with airing every single trauma and mental health issue they have to the point that if you’re private about certain things people assume you have no issues or struggle lmao like ok

[genderwizard]

wizard hat cowboy brim

[wizardsisananimal]

[trickstertime]

[kanafeh]

(sitting in court on trial for murder) wow. god forbid women do anything

[brilliancetheory]

Ten years of Emilie Autumn’s problematic behaviour caught up with me last year but at the same time ten years of scream-cry-singing to every single one of her fucking bops is hard to quit and I’m just

[kmkzgirls]

apartment “complex”? actually i find it qui-

no, no, well, uhm, ah , no thats . yeah.

[aidashakur]

[pissvortex]

currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally

[pissvortex]

the water haters have logged on

[pissvortex]

for the love of god please help me

[gravityjunior]

[maybuds]

mitski, strawberry blonde / chen chen, from “when i grow up i want to be a list of further possibilities” / art by ellen he (@littleyellowleaves) / E.C., love freely / dermot bolger, from “ontario terrace, rathmines,” that which is suddenly precious

[wildersage]

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

[wildersage]

downloads a VPN and it physically restrains people who walk into my room and try to look at my computer screen in real life

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[hojolove]

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

[madgastronomer]

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

[themintycupcake]

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

[aridotdash]

https://xkcd.com/150/

[undanewneon]

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

[spuffybot]

I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.

[idareu2bme]

GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

[ilovedummyboy123]

[firesigns-archived-deactivated2]

diversity wins! your mutual is mentally ill

[official-kircheis]

I think I need a sane mutual to increase the diversity actually

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[bratzona-deactivated20210825]

i get so sad thinking about all the little girls growing up on tiktok and seeing all the insane beauty standards on there

[bratzona-deactivated20210825]

like literally every other week there’s a new trend promoting small waists or “hourglass figures”, the “i guess i won’t eat today” comments, the current villainization of fat women happening, the trend happening a while back with literal teenagers bragging about their nose jobs and showing their ethnic noses and talking about how excited they are to get it “fixed”, people using pictures of them as literal children as their “before” for glow ups. i could go on forever but it’s just become a cesspool of everything wrong with the internet’s beauty standards