2026

|Jenny | 28 | Germany|

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[bippysaurus-rex]

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

[luguuuu]

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

[meangirlnurse]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

simply the fact that different body types for women go in and out of style throughout the decades should be enough to tell you that women’s bodies are considered consumable goods under capitalism

[camelidae]

This is the Barbary Lion. He is the Gunnery Master onboard The Menagerie. There aren’t actually any guns or cannons on The Menagerie for him to master, but none-the-less he would like for you to know that this is a Crucial and Important position and you should be Impressed.

If you would like to know more about the Barbary Lion and the Very Important work he is not doing, do follow my kickstarter to be notified at launch!

Coming soon: Sail of the Menagerie

An illustrated novel.

[jthqp]

[bewbin]

nasa trying to eat the moon

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

Operation Pac Man is a go

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[pinketine]

Ariana Chica

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[thebiscuiteternal]

My favorite from that thread:

[greelin]

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

[greelin]

call me horse the way i just. Get soso startled

[not-mary-sue]

"Sadly we now return to our hosts" Graham, calm down

[vix-the-fruity-bi]

Tradition lives on yall 🥰

[sonchus-arvensis]

Ragebaited by eurovision voting, an annual event

[200-cats-in-a-trenchcoat]

Thank fucking fuck. They won by a landslide too. THANK YOU BULGARIA.