2026

|Jenny | 28 | Germany|

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[holly-warbs]

Sketchbook drawing from a moment in Verőce, Hungary.

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[slimepost-generator]

i……..

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had……

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the slime of my life

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and I’ve never felt this way before

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and I swear

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It’s the truth

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[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[you-are-a-fishmonger]

I was born in 2001. I’m a teacher. I am regularly having conversations with people born in 2019/2020. As far as I’m concerned, that’s this year, but no.

[quotespile]

“Knowing too much about other people puts you in their power, they have a claim on you, you are forced to understand their reasons for doing things and then you are weakened.”

— Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye

[soulcontact]

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[hollowboobtheory]

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

[hollowboobtheory]

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

[baradragon]

started this blog when i was 14 and now im 27 oh the time really does fly by

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[sugarslayer]

Flower market in Bangkok, Thailand