What's up Ny'all

jess|24|🏳️‍🌈

[sn4ilsh3llz]

[milfsisyphus]

*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

[sunderwight]

me: *chuckling at some of the absurd premises and heteronormative weirdness endemic in a lot of trendy romantasy series*

someone: these aren't real books this is not real literature this is horrendous brain rot and the downfall of society

me: I'm gonna die fighting for dangerous crow boy and his plastic-wearing bogan

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[frogmoss1]

My pussy barks

[aquilacalvitium]

[averyterrible]

[gothhabiba]

a sort of survivor's bias of literature causes a lot of people to believe that novels "used to" be of higher quality, greater originality, greater 'effort', greater literary-ness, greater inspiration, &c., than they are to-day

and it's like, well, that is because you're pitting a book published 200 years ago that people still talk about and read to-day, against your average aeroport written-to-spec romance that probably will not be being discussed 200 years from now. if you read the mass-market hetslop of the Victorian era I promise you would not like it.

[rosehaunt]

I need to learn many languages, archery, forge a sword, concoct my own perfumes and to somehow inherit a gothic mansion that has a maze covered in roses, I think it’s feasible.

[dogpuppy]

[hypno-rose]

something i think about a lot is the first date i had after i realized i was gay. it was awesome and i had my first kiss with a woman and then she moved to california the next day. she did not tell me this was happening. i texted her to ask her out again and she was just… living in california

[lyndsayonmars]

me n my medieval gf sexting:

me: i will rend thy cunt asunder, wench

her: o! prithee split me in twain

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

flexing on people with executive dysfunction by doing the dishes even though i don't feel like it

[toastbutteregg]

[louisegluckpdf]

[gibberishquestion]

[rottingfacade]

[unbotheredmuse]

[gravedangerahead]