"I think thou art an ass"

welcome to dysfunction:)

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[bebemoon]

to stand motionless in the morning with a vacant stare and hot beverage in hand is a global phenomenon

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[mr-selfdestruct]

[ruinedchildhood]

[iconicanemone]

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[spacefucksmeup]

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[nyancrimew]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

[witchscottage]

[afaerytalelife]

Walled Garden at Abbotsford, Scottish Borders. The home of Sir Walter Scott. Photography by Sheila Sim.

[anxeious]

[wifehaver103947]

[someoneelsemaybe]

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[elvis-official]

Prostate examination?? Hummina hummina hummina??

[prismatic-bell]

......

Brother/brother incest.

I??????????

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[petitworld]

Haddon Hall, Bakewell, Derbyshire, England

[czesca]

all I'm saying is if I was someone's house cat I wouldn't be having these issues