april-foolish

Just your average book, fandom, random-things-that-amuse-me blog.

[achillesinhighheels]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[transhuman-priestess]

PAUL EHRENFEST WAS A JEW IN NAZI GERMANY AND HIS SON WAS DISABLED. HE KILLED HIS SON AND THEN HIMSELF.

DO NOT OMIT THE FUCKING CONTEXT.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

[heyguysiwrotesomething]

I remember it because Starboard has an R in it. (Now, I hear some of you saying “port also has an R in it” to which I say, get your own mnemonic)

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[daughterofscotland]

Fuck me

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[what-even-is-thiss]

The horrors (needing to shower every 1-3 days) are never ending

[inkoflethe]

Also feeding yourself multiple times every single day????

[brosser-les-dents]

And having to brush and floss twice a day, every day?!

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[dailycatsblog]

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[catchymemes]