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From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....
"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."
This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?
MILD hurt/comfort? nuh uh. torture him. sepsis. swept downstream in a frozen river. 6 month convalescence. commit to it.
booboos on his body AND his soul AND his dignity
humble that man. he should have to be nursed back to health my his romantic interested and accidentally throw up and pass out on them when they try to clean his wounds
he has the sniffles? aww. now have him be thrown from his horse and dragged for half a mile.
need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee
"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically
sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
A super hero fights evil by wiping memories of both the villian and everyone who knew of them so that they can be reintroduced into society safely. Today, as you were combing through old newspapers, you discover that you were once the world’s most powerful supervillain.
*banging on superhero’s door* HEY. HEY YOU. I’M NOT MAD YOU GOT ME A NON-EVIL JOB AND A THERAPIST BUT I WANT. MY FUCKING. HOVERBOARD. BACK.
i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it
Top Ten Ways for a Hidden Illness to be Revealed
In no particular order
Catching Whumpee coughing/vomiting/etc. (bonus points if they're bringing up blood)
Whumpee passing out in front of Caretaker(s) (never gets old)
Caretaker realizing Whumpee has a fever ("you're burning up")
Caretaker finding medication/cough syrup/etc. etc.
Caretaker realizing they haven't seen Whumpee in a while and eventually finding them somewhere, a shivering, feverish wreck
Whumpee just straight up confessing to Caretaker that they're sick
A third party who is aware of Whumpee's illness spilling the beans (especially if they're tired of keeping the secret and think Whumpee is being an idiot by not telling Caretaker)
Whumpee thinking they're hiding the signs of their illness very well only to find out that Caretaker clocked the symptoms ages ago and is fully aware of Whumpee's condition
Whumpee doing poorly at a job/mission/assignment/etc. and Caretaker going to scold them about it only to realize that Whumpee is burning up/on the verge of collapse/etc.
Caretaker getting called to the hospital as Whumpee's emergency contact when Whumpee's illness takes a sudden turn for the worse
Feel free to add on, I want to hear your favorites!
I have another dog to put on this theoretical show. The original story can be found at this link. If the link breaks, it's a story on NotAlwaysRight called "Absolutely The Goodest Boy"
I love it when service dogs do some freelance consulting, it's so cool
this is the wildest character desc i've ever seen on artfight
Everyone with a car do this right now
Gatekeeping is so good and important
What's she saying in the photo
Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.
okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.
when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning
I feel like I need to explain. there was a whole internal logic here. there was fucking worldbuilding. I knew there were different weather people on the news in different places and I thought each one was the weather decider for their local area. I knew the word "meteorologist" and thought it was a scientist who had expertise in weather control technology. I never questioned why there was bad weather sometimes because "bad weather" was subjective, after all, I liked cloudy days and snow. and the plants need rain, right? so I figured the weather guy probably had regular meetings with local farmers and gardeners to make sure the amount of precipitation and sunlight we were getting was working out for the crops. I never spoke about this to anyone, because I thought everyone knew. at some point my parents had said "this guy on TV tells us what kind of weather we're going to have" and I misunderstood exactly one fundamental point and built out an enormous set of logical conclusions from there. this lasted from like age 3 to age 6 btw
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
