Too Tired To Be Horny

Iggy, 29, I have a dick but I'm not attached to it. I'm posting a lot of chastity pics so I hope you're into that. DNI if not 18+

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[tolerateit]

[man-smells]

[thememedaddy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[yeris]

THE LION KING (1994) dir. roger allers + rob minkoff

[hairynakedandnotafraid]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this is so petty and hypocritical but I get so annoyed by fictional depictions of people getting drugged or roofied because they always read as people bullshitting something they have no experience with, but then if you asked me to describe it better I’m just like. well I don’t fucking know. on account of the drugs.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

actually I think if I were writing about someone getting roofied I’d have a full chapter of blacked out bars with a few sentences of readable text here and there. the publisher would be annoyed.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like this but a full chapter:

[elbiotipo]

based

[puh-dding]

[kedreeva]

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

[suspiciouspopsicle]

op I would like to formally apologize for thinking you were lying

[roach-pizza]

How are they rated like this

[kedreeva]

Because I'm correct. The movies aren't the greatest movies of all time or anything, but they are loved, because they are fun, because the creators clearly had fun making exactly what they wanted, no matter how indulgent it might seem to anyone else, and the actors put their hearts into it and were also clearly having fun. It's okay to do that, and making something you really want to make instead of what you think other people want you to make WILL show in your creation. I will go bonkers loving a movie or show or book or piece of artwork that loves itself and is fun before I ever do for some bland, soulless thing.

A lot of people have mistaken my original post as a dig at Sharknado. It's not. It's 100% saying if you were a little more like that, it's actually fine. People will still love what you create. Hell, they might even love it more when you make things you clearly liked to make.

[yoldann]

[omegaversereloaded]

[omegaversereloaded]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[red-garden]

Tbh the thing that aggravated me the most about the hear me out cake trend was not people just putting normal conventionally attractive people, but rather the people who started listing niche shit KNOWING FULL WELL that they WOULD NOT FUCK IT. I can see it in their eyes and it’s objectum stolen valor. If your hear me out was a soft pretzel you could very easily get from any grocery store, and you haven’t taken the initiative to fuck one of those pretzels yet, I don’t want to hear from you.