My Hysterical Existence

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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) >>> Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[hysterical-existence]

He swore the most out of anyone in that movie and I fully support that growth

[stream]

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) >>> Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Parenting a baby Groot vs……

[hysterical-existence]

Uhhh. Wut

Today I found out that I guy I fucked regularly who was in an open relationship (girlfriend was chill) nearly raped a couple girls and also "dabbled" in fucking BEASTIALITY??? LIKE WHERE THE FUCK HAS THAT DICK GONE. NOT HERE ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCK. He's the best fuck I've ever had but he's got a fucked up mental state and is kind of toxic so this is kind of the last straw. Like what. I hate myself for ever letting him get another chance with me because that is fucking repulsive

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[ann-gissell-deactivated20180323]

I will never see popcorn the same… haha

[thoughts-of-a-better-me]

why is this so funny 😂

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[thedamnstars]

[jhart87]

I have been laughing about this for days now.

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[melleartsblog]

Hey have you already seen Into the Spider-

Me:

[spacehunter-m]

[memeseverdie]

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

[ruinedchildhood]

[hysterical-existence]

Kinky

[the-bluespirit]

[hysterical-existence]

YESSSS

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

[cloverture]

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

[cloverture]

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

[lordpudi]

[emiliascorner]

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

[thealmightylandlady]

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

[lyrslair]

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

[will-o-the-witch]

Exactly what I was thinking?? I love this???

(Edit: Accidentally reblogged this to my main so now I gotta make it witchy lol. But imagine the potential uses for this in a ritual setting. Rags to riches? Sad/nervous to empowered/confident? Mourning a loss to celebrating life again?)

[hailqiqi]

For some reason Deserts Chang to Pablo Lopez hits up Grease and the Doc McStuffins Theme Song on the way.

[micaxiii]

@hardladybanana