“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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crack open a cold and broken hallelujah for all the fandoms whose top kudoed ao3 pages are all tagged Time Travel or Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies or Both
*touches ground* a great tragedy happened here…..
🎃🎃🎃
It's PUMPKIN SEASON!!!
housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
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he is late for the conclave
Labyrinth (1986)
during the Victorian occultism movement I would have been the guy who giggled all the way through seances
Arthur Conan Doyle subtly, but very firmly kicking you under the table.
man was 6’1” and built like a brick shithouse if he looked at me sideways I’d collapse like an aluminum can
Mans was WHAT
here’s a picture of him standing next to Harry Houdini, who was 5’6”
This absolute sasquatch talking fae shit to this exhausted short king.
It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
Why would they speak spanish in europe
Spain.......
I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.
are we gonna skip past port o' rico
[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]
“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”
“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”
[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”
End scene
Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.
One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause
it’s crazy how much you can read if you read
“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
People have known this for decades
off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals
you’re never gonna believe what happened
he supposed erroneously
“do you think you’ll still be writing fanfic when you’re 90?” yes, I do, and I hope AO3 is still here with me when I’m a 90 year old childless fanfic writer who writes slow burn dead dove do not eat dubcon gay sex enemies to lovers. next
alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
here
I did this as fast as I could lol