I’m Totally Human

They/them my gender is David Bowie art blog is @artsy-hecking-alien

[twerklina]

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

[slutstarlet]

[horriblewarlock]

Visit Original Link

[esoanem]

[being-of-rain]

Do you guys ever think about Dr Who

[being-of-rain]

I think this website is full of liars

[vampacidic]

now that jimmy carter is dead can i just say what an absolute power move it was for him to run for governor of georgia with segregation as his platform, only to do a complete 180 once in office. insane

[vampacidic]

politicians just don't do it like this anymore

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[sleepycatmama]

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

[nydescynt]

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

[depsidase]

[xanaxfarts]

Every "Romeo" and "Juliet" in the entirety of Shakespeare’s play brought together with 55,440 red lines

[queerism1969]

[patchoulol]

[eggeater69]

me thinking i look mysterious even though im reading dork diaries

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[depsidase]

[radracer]

Gradually getting more bland and cookie cutter

[katisconfused]

Shoutout to whoever picked a golf to use for this infograph, because it’s probably an intentional reference to the “Harlequin” golf, which as you can see by comparing the modle to the infograph, is unfortunately a relic of the time when colors were winning.

[prismatic-bell]

Bring the colors back.

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

[baddywronglegs]

Know that my response was so valuable the mail train robbers took it

[the-haiku-bot]

Know that my response

was so valuable the mail

train robbers took it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[stilldanytrash]

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

[azurebones]

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]