(genetically accurate ones at that)

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

XY b1b1 OY aa mcmc spsp TaTa Dd Ccb SS ll

aka... a longhaired ginger classic tabby male with high ticking and lots of white spots!

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

XY Bb1 oY AA McMc spsp Tata Dd Ccb SW Ll

aka... a shorthaired black mackerel tabby male with some ticking and some white spots!

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

XX Bb1 Oo aa mcmc spsp TaTa dd Cc SW ll

aka... a longhaired blue solid calico classic tabby female with high ticking and some white spots!

who we breeding 10‼️

munchkin and tumblr experience

munchkin and miku

munchkin and genshin impact debt

touhou shit and tumblr experience

touhou shit and miku

touhou shit and genshin impact debt

my liege and tumblr experience

my liege and miku

my liege and genshin impact debt

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

#cat breeding #cat genetics #cats #genetics

do you see this shit my liege

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do you see this shit my liege

XY BB oY AA Mcmc spsp TaTa Dd CC WW Ll Fdfd

aka... a shorthaired black mackerel tabby male with high ticking and folded ears!

medievaljournalist

the enemy is doing some touhou shit my lord

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the enemy is doing some touhou shit my lord

XY BB oY AA McMc spsp tata dd CC WW Ll

aka... a shorthaired blue mackerel tabby male!

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

This guy's jacked up. For reals.

XX BB Oo A1a Mcmc spsp tata Dd cscb WdS ll

aka... a longhaired white female!

She Miku on my Miku til I Oooweeooo

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She Miku on my Miku til I Oooweeooo

XX BB Oo AA McMc Spsp Tata DD CC SW Ll

aka... a shorthaired black calico spotted tabby female with some ticking and some white spots!

your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

• the great beast

• strange transgenders

• the depressed gamer

• prolific but unmarketable artist

• 1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

• extremely niche interest

• robosexual

XX BB oo A1A1 McMc spsp tata dd cbc WdS ll

aka... a longhaired white female!

if i woke up after a tornado and stepped outside and someone was like this is munchkin land those are the munchkins id go back inside

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if i woke up after a tornado and stepped outside and someone was like this is munchkin land those are the munchkins id go back inside

XY Bb oY A1a McMc spsp Tata dd Cc SS ll

aka... a longhaired blue charcoal mackerel tabby male with some ticking and lots of white spots!

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who we breeding 9‼️

ancient flute and smoko

ancient flute and time loop

ancient flute and cosmo wanda

7 11 and smoko

7 11 and time loop

7 11 and cosmo wanda

sounds penis see you in hell and smoko

sounds penis see you in hell and time loop

sounds penis see you in hell and cosmo wanda

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

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say hi to dick ciggy cock and fag

#kittens #cw slurs

who we breeding 9‼️

ancient flute and smoko

ancient flute and time loop

ancient flute and cosmo wanda

7 11 and smoko

7 11 and time loop

7 11 and cosmo wanda

sounds penis see you in hell and smoko

sounds penis see you in hell and time loop

sounds penis see you in hell and cosmo wanda

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

#cat breeding #cat genetics #cats #genetics

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics

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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

#i dont think theres non radioactive plutonium

#you have to say i wish otherwise it's just like. a favor

cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics

XX BB Oo aa Mcmc spsp tata Dd cscb WdW ll r1

XY BB OY AA1 mcmc SpSp Tata Dd Ccb WdS Ll r1

aka... a chimera intersex white male!

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

XX BB OO AA1 mcmc Spsp TaTa dd cbcb WW LL r2

aka... a shorthaired sepia cream rosetted tabby female with high ticking!

heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

XY Bb OO A1A1 McMc SpSp Tata DD Ccb WdW Ll r3 LpLp

aka... a shorthaired white male!

bro why are you getting a masters degree were just going to 7 11 is something wrong with you

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bro why are you getting a masters degree were just going to 7 11 is something wrong with you

XX Bb Oo A1a mcmc SpSp Tata Dd CC WdS LL r1 Cucu

aka... a shorthaired white female with curled ears!

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

baby need smoko

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

baby need smoko

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

XY b1b1 oY AA McMc spsp TaTa DD Ccb SW LL r2

aka... a shorthaired cinnamon mackerel tabby male with high ticking and some white spots!

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