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June 6, 2015

All About That Base (Cesium’s annoyed because he doesn’t blend in)

Because you know I’m all about that base, ‘Bout that base 'bout that base, no acids I’m all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no acids I’m all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no acids I’m all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no group two But I can bond with protons like I’m supposed to do 'Cause I got that power, that’ll change your pH All the H+ in all the right places I see them alkali’s, blowing everything up Don’t overreact Come on now, make it stop If you got them hydroxides just raise 'em up 'Cause every ion of you is perfect From the bottom to the top Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about your size She says, bonds they like a little more charge to hold at night You know I won’t be no noble gas, or silicon molecule, So, if that’s what’s you’re into Then go ahead and move along.

Dropbox Archive

montponine

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

aurellharmonics

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

thestarlightfairy

It got better

powerworm

This is like a triple pun… how is this possible

polysensates-deactivated2015080

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

#glad this isn't just me

batreaux

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels* and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

unrealthings

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

metallickah-deactivated20130925

#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble

eroscestlavie

i am argon

i am a gas

has marius passed chem at last

belleandkurtbastian

First problem [with grammatical gender]: it affects the way you think. When asked to describe a key, German speakers, who classify ‘key’ as male [ein Schlüssel], were likely to associate it with words such as ‘hard’, ‘heavy’, and ‘jagged’; whereas Spanish speakers, who classify key as female [una llave], were more likely to say it was ‘golden’, ‘intricate’, and ‘little’. That also says a lot about gender roles in society, but my word that’s something I’m not qualified to talk about!

"Gender Neutral Pronouns: They’re Here, Get Used to Them" - Tom Scott (via pansexualfinnnelson)

imoved5643347-deactivated201510

the nerd i reblogged this from has a quality blog & i recommend you all follow them.

beben-eleben

Simple But Clever Animal Comics By Shanghai Tango

intlwatters47-deactivated202512

These are puns These are visual puns

pleatedjeans

via

tattooedmafia

victoriouscrush

HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE UNCREDITED

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO TO THROW MY LIFE SAVINGS AT

IS IT ACRYLIC, IS IT PAINT, THAT FUCKING COLOR, JESUS, CAN THAT POSSIBLY BE AN ACTUAL TATTOO?

tentakrule

with the help of Google i’ve found that it’s far better than any of those possibilities and that it’s made from ACTUAL FLOWERS

(instructions on how to do it yourself are over here!)

atalantapendrag

How lovely! It’d be awesome for a wedding.

unclebabie

I’ve seen this a few times and I would love to do this!!! Twoey want to do it in the spring? it’s beautiful!

#reference

how atlantis actually sunk

poseidon: oh no atlantis is on fire

poseidon: i should probably do something, being the god of the sea and all that

poseidon: have some water, peasants

poseidon:

poseidon: wAIT

poseidon: I FUCKED UP

msh30

Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

a friend told me this today and honestly it might be my new motto for 2015 (via msh30)

repress-deactivated20140212

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy 2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them 3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life