Author, Lifeguard, Explorer, Human.

Alyssa, your local Lifeguard with a hatred for fun. YouTube: Hippie Sedan Snapchat: themusicalowl

[dangdfeng]

[left-reminders]

[optimistic-pessimisms]

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

It says facts on the book that means it’s a fact also this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever fucking read

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I’ll pay a bear to eat you

[iamalyssashook-blog]

Humans are not equivalent to fucking bears.

[maurypovichofficial]

Leo Season will be the time for drying those tears you shed during Cancer season and making shit happen! You evaluated you grieved now it’s time for action. Communicate, be selfish but grateful, love who you are and smile, start the new beginnings, accept your harvest with open arms i am claiming it and you should too 

[onlytwitterpics]

[davidsvlogs]

Christine met her #1 fan

[gskarth]

this is missing the best part

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

Omg

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Self-love goals: Christine

[unihalo]

[gorgonsach]

[library-mermaid-blog]

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

[skrtt-deactivated20170131]

[horrifying]

[bob-belcher]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Am I having a stroke

[disimba]

[neoitalodance]

This is my favourite baroque painting

[iamalyssashook-blog]

Blue Line Gallery | Painting Greys ft. Trey Quinn

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[letaliabane]

[wreck]

[onlytwitterpics]

[jessejnr-blog]

Fucking god =))))

[asian]

Me