mental unhealths georg

The artist previously known as iambecomeahamburger. Ellie; she/her; 18+ Very into musical theatre, also into meme-making.

[aq2003]

david tennant and catherine tate have the range

[iambecomelasagne]

Pray for Lionel Messi 🙏 He is being hospitalised for back injuries due to carrying the whole of the Argentina National Team 😔

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[hollowboobtheory]

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

[burr-ell]

#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed

[welcomefortune]

I did not know that Josh Groban is someone only the elderly know 😭 he’s famous to me!

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[bobdylanyaoi]

okay so what i'm gonna need is for everyone to stop tagging this post with my chemical romance related stuff and go and listen to It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry - Live at Boston Music Hall, Boston, MA - November 21, 1975 - Evening by Bob Dylan

[gingerengineer]

I think we need to do an among us style meeting to accuse and vote on who we think carrot anon is every week until we figure it out

[iambecomelasagne]

🍎🍎🍎

🥹I'm a real mincemeat blog after all

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[hecatea]

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[rvllybllply2014]

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point

[allysdelta]

When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury

[iambecomelasagne]

🥵unfortunately

[iambecomelasagne]

🥵unfortunately