a very convincing model

come on and slame and welcome to the jame ART / SKETCHES / TAGGING POLICY / TEXTURES / ABOUT / TESTIMONIALS Buy Me a Coffee why donate?

[gahdamnpunk]

Her name is Laetitia Ky and she’s only 23! 😍😍 I’ve already seen a white girl steal her idea so let’s promote tf out of the OG.

Her IG

[catfromwonder]

Sergey Kolesov

Artist

[nwarrior777]

[lozyrosie]

Rivals

[idledee]

BABY LIGHT A FIRE IN MY HEART  ❤️🔥

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I saw Promare yesterday and had such a fucking delightful time. Highly recommend. The soundtrack is killer.

[ambisun]

‘Betrayal will cut you to the core, but this will not be the end of you.’

Ten of swords - Oriens Tarot Deck. Available on Kickstarter now.

[ukropstales]

he loves bothering corvo

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such-heights replied to your post “polishcrown replied to your post “hows it going jame” <3 glad to...”

hey you! really good to see you around these parts, glad you're doing well.

likewise! also somehow I wasn’t following you but I’ve fixed that now

[ru-debega]

a friend in a FB cat group has this cat named pigeon

i think you can see where he gets his name

[gamegameboi]

NUM NUM NUMNUM

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polishcrown replied to your post “hows it going jame”

<3 glad to hear you're doing well, exhaustion aside! didn't know you ended up in seattle. the rain is perfect for you!

yeah! it’s a long and arduous story but I’ve been here for... pretty much exactly a year actually, go figure. the rain is great. also the lack of smoke in the air this year, I’m a big fan of being able to breathe during the summer. How are you??

[unpretty]

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning

also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with

some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins: that seems reasonable

[unpretty]

harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked by a con artist: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts

sir arthur conan doyle: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement

Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”

If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial

[fmanime]

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

[fmanime]

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

[ink7blot]

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

[comrade-hozier]

@dalethesjtoddler

[cappucino-commie]

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

[captainlordauditor]

This post was written by Roy Mustang

[ebonyheartnet]

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

[burntreads]

And its like, I didn’t know he could do that, that shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the child is.

[marichromatic]

Some people are like “There should NOT be a child in the military”

And I’m like “Well WE’RE WELL PAST THAT”

Some others are like “If there’s a child in the military, then I can do human transmutation with my daughter!”

And we’re like “Well those two things DON’T ADD UP AT ALL!”

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hows it going jame

hey anon! It's all right. I've got a full-time job and I am very exhausted constantly but it is very nice to not have to stress about money as much. Playing a lot of TTRPGs in my free time. I live in Seattle now. How are you?

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julstorres replied to your post “my blog is laughably out of date and I’m not sure I’m actually gonna...”

all of tumblr is good omens now

part of why I’m back tbh

[cewn]

[fox-sanguinis]

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

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schwarbage replied to your post “my blog is laughably out of date and I’m not sure I’m actually gonna...”

some of us still sort of exist here, in a half-assed way

Life Finds A Way and all that