Pea detector

I detect peas

[pea-detector]

I detect peas or something, mod is she/her

Main: @sentientballofpeas (yes, really)

Tags:

#pea detected (pea detected tag)

#pea not detected (pea not detected tag)

#aargh they're eating my legs (ask tag)

#oh no I'm saying things (talking tag)

Images:

Tagging people:

@bear-detector @salmon-detector @the-real-gmail @non-tyrannical-usa @tree-detector

@maryland-officially @theetherealraphael @bored-dromaeosaur @wikipedia-the-non-official @officially-hungary

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[pea-detector]

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[pea-detector]

[pea-detector]

Yeah that's... that's one of em

[ratsquinks]

miso loves pea fishing!

[ratsquinks]

i think it's very important for you all to know it looked like this behind the camera

[ryanthedemiguy]

This is why animal photographers are more incredible than we ever give them credit for

[official-olm-posts]

@pea-detector

[pea-detector]

Beautiful photo, beautiful effort

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[pea-detector]

[just-shower-thoughts]

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

[popinloopy]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

[magnechamp]

nothing is still the same as nothing

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Fucker

[pea-detector]

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[pea-detector]

[memeclassheroes]

[gailyinthedark]

dying

[autisticexpression]

That means you’ll get to meet him soon!

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 572

[violet-hady]

Small addition:

[pea-detector]

[resetmyfeelings]

[40ouncesandamule]

this post had everything I could hope for

[pea-detector]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[pea-detector]

[wumblr]

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

[wumblr]

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

did we just run out of posts to make

[wumblr]

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

[swinginsportscutebasketball]

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

[wumblr]

[pea-detector]

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[wickedcriminal]

[mynt-derg]

[pea-detector]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[pea-detector]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Hmm I should do a reblog bait post

Reblog if you hit the reblog button.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

You guys know what to do

[pea-detector]

[cryptotheism]

[pea-detector]

[moreclaypigeons]

Sometimes there's an elaborate bit, and then you commit to it and put a lot of time into creating something with it, pick up a new hobby or two... anyway. Here's Gatsby Great The

[moreclaypigeons]

Wow people really liked this, or were at least confused by it!

Here's a digital copy of it, along with a plaintext version, prepared-to-bind version, and the cover.

Free to use, go wild. Gatsby is in the public domain after all<3 Just don't claim as your own y'all know how this goes right

[moreclaypigeons]

i forgot to put it in the original, but when I went to fedex to pick up the pages, the employee said,

"If only there was an efficient way to read The Great Gatsby"

[itsbenedict]

[pea-detector]