Insert Witty Title Here

i’m on the verge of something wonderful fight me

[redmyeyes]

WICKED (2024), dir. Jon M. Chu

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[oliviairodrigo]

SPEAK NOW TOUR (2011) THE ERAS TOUR (2023)

[lesbianswift]

The Eras Tour Outfits: Night One / Night Two

[hyrude]

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

[hyrude]

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

[elaninrecovery]

When I was 11 years old - we went to Sea World for my birthday. This was to avoid the realization I had no friends, and no one to come to a birthday party and probably because someone gave my mother free tickets at work. It was kinda a shitty day despite being at a theme park full of cute animals. There was a new roller coaster there that had just opened so we decided to go on. I was nervous. I’d never been on a roller coaster.

A group of 6 college kids were ahead of us in line and started chatting with me. Full on just having a fun conversation with someone literally going through the beginning of a very awkward middle school period. I was so shocked they wanted to talk to me. I think my mom mentioned it was my birthday. They were very nice about it. When we got on the ride they told us to go ahead of them so we could sit at the front of the car since it held 8 people.

Now the ride (called Journey to Atlantis - I believe it is sadly no longer there) started with a slow ride of beautiful visuals of dolphins and oceans and computerized images of this imaginary Atlantis before going up the hill to the beginning of the coaster, where it paused for about 30 seconds, and then the ride started. The college kids must have known there would be a pause. Maybe they’d ridden it before I’m not sure.

But as we sat there on that peak, 6 people I’ve never known, and will never know again, sang a very very lonely 11 year old happy birthday. Loudly. And with gusto. They were happy and laughing and joyful. And it made me feel less alone in the world.

I am 29 years old this year, and I still remember them. I still remember that kindness. It is so important. It doesn’t go into a vacuum. It exists beside me in my daily life. And I love the idea that I have been that person to someone else too.

It’s stunningly lovely to be human when we’re kind to each other.

[necrowyrm]

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

[mandy-lane]

ginger snapped so jennifer could body

[minimoefoe]

A SCENE FROM EVERY MOVIE I WATCHED IN 2022 [6/?] ↦ SCOOBY DOO AND THE CYBER CHASE (2001)

[piendish]

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

[piendish]

I nemeed meddysine

[piendish]

pleabse. doctor 🧑‍⚕️??

[berrybreadd]

be sure to take ALL of these and you shall no longer experience the affects of sick

[piendish]

Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins

[piendish]

Hourhhfbf

[firawren]

Mr. Darcy at Sir William Lucas's house party

[firawren]

Pride and Prejudice Chapter 6: Mr. Darcy takes some time to ignore his surroundings and just enjoy looking at Elizabeth and her fine eyes

View the full series of P&P chapter memes here

[bumblebeebats]

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

[bumblebeebats]

What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread

[beardedmrbean]

[insomaniackills]

[smllscallywag]

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[catchymemes]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The fresh prince of Blaire witch project

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

[la-l7obik-deactivated20211115]

Be with someone that loves you loudly , publicly , privately and behind your back