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@iamparralax
I was told I should make a blog on here so here goes- name is Hal Jordan I uh- went through some things made a few bad choices but I’m better now-
OOC: this is a blog about Hal Jordan he’s essentially in his parralax era but the bug didn’t force him to do anything it was more so suggesting and eventually by the time Hal would’ve realized what he did was bad he thought it was too late for him anyway-
HELP THEY'RE RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE AAAAAAAA
... Am I the only one not that young? I'm still an adult, at least..
I haven't been changed. Thank god!
I know of a spell but I don't know if it would work...
I can fix that-
No, you won't.
idk something is telling me I need to cause chaos-
HELP THEY'RE RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE AAAAAAAA
... Am I the only one not that young? I'm still an adult, at least..
I haven't been changed. Thank god!
I know of a spell but I don't know if it would work...
I can fix that-
I feel like I can deage you I just wanna try something- @iamparralax
Well that wouldn’t be very nice
//do it do it do it do it do it
This de-aging thing has been going around alot..good luck??
Your luck didn’t save me
yeah maybe not my brightest decision-
*points ring* you are now FUCKING DEAGED I WILL YOU TO DEAGE- @iamparralax
Oh cra- [POOF!]
Waugh…wha..[Ollie rubs his eyes, as if he’d just woken from a nap. He’s much smaller now, appearing about 8 years old.] Where am I…? Where’s my uncle?
oh fuck- uh who is your uncle little guy-
Uncle Joey! He’s sposed’ta take care’a me now
Oh- well idk where Joey is but I can uh look after you for a little bit if you don’t mind-
…okay, I guess. You’re kinda scary lookin’. Are you nice?
yeah I’m super nice buddy-
Well, you better be! I’m like, super good at using a bow. If you’re mean, I’ll, uum, shoot you! Right on the face!
I’m sure you will-
*points ring* you are now FUCKING DEAGED I WILL YOU TO DEAGE- @iamparralax
Oh cra- [POOF!]
Waugh…wha..[Ollie rubs his eyes, as if he’d just woken from a nap. He’s much smaller now, appearing about 8 years old.] Where am I…? Where’s my uncle?
oh fuck- uh who is your uncle little guy-
Uncle Joey! He’s sposed’ta take care’a me now
Oh- well idk where Joey is but I can uh look after you for a little bit if you don’t mind-
…okay, I guess. You’re kinda scary lookin’. Are you nice?
yeah I’m super nice buddy-
*points ring* you are now FUCKING DEAGED I WILL YOU TO DEAGE- @iamparralax
Oh cra- [POOF!]
Waugh…wha..[Ollie rubs his eyes, as if he’d just woken from a nap. He’s much smaller now, appearing about 8 years old.] Where am I…? Where’s my uncle?
oh fuck- uh who is your uncle little guy-
Uncle Joey! He’s sposed’ta take care’a me now
Oh- well idk where Joey is but I can uh look after you for a little bit if you don’t mind-
*points ring* you are now FUCKING DEAGED I WILL YOU TO DEAGE- @iamparralax
Oh cra- [POOF!]
Waugh…wha..[Ollie rubs his eyes, as if he’d just woken from a nap. He’s much smaller now, appearing about 8 years old.] Where am I…? Where’s my uncle?
oh fuck- uh who is your uncle little guy-
what the fuck is a green lantern??
it’s a uh- fuck it space cop going with that-
space cop?? that sounds stupid. why in space?
cuz uh- space is dangerous and green lanterns have to like protect their sectors- and it’s be a waste if you had rings and didn’t go to space-
man ur just saying words at this point...
yeah ok. why call them green lanterns?? that sounds even more stupid
Cuz the rings are green-
the green wasnt the part i was questioning man
oh-
what the fuck is a green lantern??
it’s a uh- fuck it space cop going with that-
space cop?? that sounds stupid. why in space?
cuz uh- space is dangerous and green lanterns have to like protect their sectors- and it’s be a waste if you had rings and didn’t go to space-
man ur just saying words at this point...
yeah ok. why call them green lanterns?? that sounds even more stupid
Cuz the rings are green-
what the fuck is a green lantern??
it’s a uh- fuck it space cop going with that-
space cop?? that sounds stupid. why in space?
cuz uh- space is dangerous and green lanterns have to like protect their sectors- and it’s be a waste if you had rings and didn’t go to space-
what the fuck is a green lantern??
it’s a uh- fuck it space cop going with that-
I'm creating a folder that's just Ollie making fun of Bruce/Batman, that's it. I've got enough content to justify starting it
fuck Batman-
I feel like I can deage you I just wanna try something- @iamparralax
Well that wouldn’t be very nice
//do it do it do it do it do it
I feel like my ring could do it just let me do a little test-
Once one has everything they've ever wished for, what do they do with it?
You hear countless tales of idiots who gain all they have ever desired only to become dissatisfied and throw tantrums like children. They risk it all, and gain everything yet have nothing in turn.
I do not have anything. I am not one consumed by childish emotions and attachment. Perhaps, once upon a moon, I had something worthy of adoration, but I was a fool then. I have grown with time, with my strength. Planets will fall, lives will be lost. Sacrifice is imbedded into the souls of the living. We all lose, we all take risks.
But history seems to try and show us that these sacrifices will gain us nothing. Stories of idiots. We all learn from the mistakes of our ancestors, ones who lived and fought before us. I do not need anything but this. No old story and tale that is twisted and told by a fool will stop a Lord.
I will bring order, I will bring safety. I will rise against these fools and I will obliterate any chance of defeat. Will power was once mine, something I was afraid to lose. This will not happen again, I have become more than what I once was. I will not hold a fear that I cannot control. Fear is power. Fear will save you. I will be your savior.
One must suffer beneath the might of the gods before they climb through the cracks and become one themselves.
should I be worried-
Why would this be worrying, Jordan?
because it’s you and if I’m not careful youll end up destroying the universe or something-
I do not wish to destroy the planet, I wish to bring it to enlightenment. Don't be a fool, you are the only one here who's tried to destroy the universe under some false belief of righteousness.
bitch- that was 1 time and the circumstances were very unique-
Oh I'm sure.
don’t do that don’t act like you know why I did what I did-
Well then, enlighten me? Last I checked you broke my neck in your hands and tried to reset time because you lost something of yours, Parallax took a liking to you and your emotions. It was quite the delight.
If you gave up on such...ridiculous attachments and accepted the power that will bring you control and power, you wouldn't feel so...hm. Stricken with grief. Yet now you find yourself lost once again, don't you Jordan?
well your alive now aren’t you? And I’m not lost idk what you mean-
Once one has everything they've ever wished for, what do they do with it?
You hear countless tales of idiots who gain all they have ever desired only to become dissatisfied and throw tantrums like children. They risk it all, and gain everything yet have nothing in turn.
I do not have anything. I am not one consumed by childish emotions and attachment. Perhaps, once upon a moon, I had something worthy of adoration, but I was a fool then. I have grown with time, with my strength. Planets will fall, lives will be lost. Sacrifice is imbedded into the souls of the living. We all lose, we all take risks.
But history seems to try and show us that these sacrifices will gain us nothing. Stories of idiots. We all learn from the mistakes of our ancestors, ones who lived and fought before us. I do not need anything but this. No old story and tale that is twisted and told by a fool will stop a Lord.
I will bring order, I will bring safety. I will rise against these fools and I will obliterate any chance of defeat. Will power was once mine, something I was afraid to lose. This will not happen again, I have become more than what I once was. I will not hold a fear that I cannot control. Fear is power. Fear will save you. I will be your savior.
One must suffer beneath the might of the gods before they climb through the cracks and become one themselves.
should I be worried-
Why would this be worrying, Jordan?
because it’s you and if I’m not careful youll end up destroying the universe or something-
I do not wish to destroy the planet, I wish to bring it to enlightenment. Don't be a fool, you are the only one here who's tried to destroy the universe under some false belief of righteousness.
bitch- that was 1 time and the circumstances were very unique-
Oh I'm sure.
don’t do that don’t act like you know why I did what I did-
Well then, enlighten me? Last I checked you broke my neck in your hands and tried to reset time because you lost something of yours, Parallax took a liking to you and your emotions. It was quite the delight.
If you gave up on such...ridiculous attachments and accepted the power that will bring you control and power, you wouldn't feel so...hm. Stricken with grief. Yet now you find yourself lost once again, don't you Jordan?
Shut up coast city was gone Carol was gone my brothers gone- how would you feel if your planet was gone and you managed to will it back just for a moment only for it to dissapear because you didn’t have enough power- do you have a family sinestro or did you kill them too for power-
My planet was once under my full control, you know who took that away from me, Jordan? The ones you refer to as guardians. Once I take back control of Korugar I'm sure I'll be pleased. However it never meant anything else to me besides a stepping stool to my success. If you were smarter you wouldn't let such emotion get in your way.
My wife was dead before I became this way, Arin Sur was a woman I might have once cared for, but times change. Our daughter, however, I never had the chance to become attached to, and I never will. Soranik may become useful in the future, but for now, she is simply a being that shares a biological makeup with my own.
…I am not being dumb fear the thing your so keen on is an emotion dumbass your logic makes no sense-
I never said it wasn't.
You just don't comprehend it yet, you soon will, Hal. You will. I promise you.
stop talking In vague warnings- how anyone tolerates you is beyond me-
Hm. You did, once.
Suppose I've changed too much, haven't I?
back when you weren’t a fear worshipping wannabe dictator yeah I guess I didn’t mind when you were around-
I am still the same man I've always been, Jordan. You act as if I've been replaced.
I suppose you never really knew me, now, did you?
what are you trying to do make me fly off the handle-
I'm only saying words, it's up to you how you react to them.
just speak normally before I end up- no no I’m fine I am not letting you win-
Once one has everything they've ever wished for, what do they do with it?
You hear countless tales of idiots who gain all they have ever desired only to become dissatisfied and throw tantrums like children. They risk it all, and gain everything yet have nothing in turn.
I do not have anything. I am not one consumed by childish emotions and attachment. Perhaps, once upon a moon, I had something worthy of adoration, but I was a fool then. I have grown with time, with my strength. Planets will fall, lives will be lost. Sacrifice is imbedded into the souls of the living. We all lose, we all take risks.
But history seems to try and show us that these sacrifices will gain us nothing. Stories of idiots. We all learn from the mistakes of our ancestors, ones who lived and fought before us. I do not need anything but this. No old story and tale that is twisted and told by a fool will stop a Lord.
I will bring order, I will bring safety. I will rise against these fools and I will obliterate any chance of defeat. Will power was once mine, something I was afraid to lose. This will not happen again, I have become more than what I once was. I will not hold a fear that I cannot control. Fear is power. Fear will save you. I will be your savior.
One must suffer beneath the might of the gods before they climb through the cracks and become one themselves.
should I be worried-
Why would this be worrying, Jordan?
because it’s you and if I’m not careful youll end up destroying the universe or something-
I do not wish to destroy the planet, I wish to bring it to enlightenment. Don't be a fool, you are the only one here who's tried to destroy the universe under some false belief of righteousness.
bitch- that was 1 time and the circumstances were very unique-
Oh I'm sure.
don’t do that don’t act like you know why I did what I did-
Well then, enlighten me? Last I checked you broke my neck in your hands and tried to reset time because you lost something of yours, Parallax took a liking to you and your emotions. It was quite the delight.
If you gave up on such...ridiculous attachments and accepted the power that will bring you control and power, you wouldn't feel so...hm. Stricken with grief. Yet now you find yourself lost once again, don't you Jordan?
Shut up coast city was gone Carol was gone my brothers gone- how would you feel if your planet was gone and you managed to will it back just for a moment only for it to dissapear because you didn’t have enough power- do you have a family sinestro or did you kill them too for power-
My planet was once under my full control, you know who took that away from me, Jordan? The ones you refer to as guardians. Once I take back control of Korugar I'm sure I'll be pleased. However it never meant anything else to me besides a stepping stool to my success. If you were smarter you wouldn't let such emotion get in your way.
My wife was dead before I became this way, Arin Sur was a woman I might have once cared for, but times change. Our daughter, however, I never had the chance to become attached to, and I never will. Soranik may become useful in the future, but for now, she is simply a being that shares a biological makeup with my own.
…I am not being dumb fear the thing your so keen on is an emotion dumbass your logic makes no sense-
I never said it wasn't.
You just don't comprehend it yet, you soon will, Hal. You will. I promise you.
stop talking In vague warnings- how anyone tolerates you is beyond me-
Hm. You did, once.
Suppose I've changed too much, haven't I?
back when you weren’t a fear worshipping wannabe dictator yeah I guess I didn’t mind when you were around-
I am still the same man I've always been, Jordan. You act as if I've been replaced.
I suppose you never really knew me, now, did you?
what are you trying to do make me fly off the handle-
