Out of Context Quotes from a Power Rangers Horror-themed TTRPG Pt. 11
And we're back! Our quote board's filled up again, so here's the latest sillies from the Fate Accelerated Power Rangers horror-themed TTRPG I'm in.
"<grumble grumble fashion noises>" - Sabrina, our Grey Enaurë Ranger
“Are there…” ky why do you make me say these things “MORE bitches?” - Antoine, our White Dove Ranger
"The coolest rangers do violence to their friends," - Sabrina
"I'm not a pez dispenser of knowledge," - Ky, talking about Tommy Oliver.
"Mentor #7 is S(h)ean Connery, He wants us to give it 150 pershent." - Sabrina
"You don't even know what it does! You never loved Pointy Stick the way [she] does!" - The Evil GM
"Congratulations, you have overwhelmed Antarctica." - The Evil GM
"Thought too complex, has exceeded three brain cells." - The Evil GM
"I knew I should've drawn him with four!" - Sabrina
"Rebel early and often, because wisdom is just mistakes with bandaids~" - Kyra, the Pink Swan/Caladrius Ranger
"We have a hot head fire bruiser archetype, a cold foil to the firy one who seems to have a large amount of skill but less raw talent, a nerdy and slightly pervy tech guy, a empotional center to the team who has weird powers, a “do it all” leader who is pulled in a million different direction and a new person struggling to find their way onto the team dispite them being extreamly inviting who is traumatized by their (not so) mysterious past and compensating through over preforming bluster and confidence." - Antoine
"I'm afraid that her magic is, in fact, OSHA-compliant." - Kyra
"You can do it!" - Sabrina
( Audrey, Red Phoenix Ranger, rolls dice, gets a -3)
"You can't do it!" Sabrina, just as cheerily
"Antonie, chill!" <looks at ice around them> "Wrong choice of words, but-!" - Kyra
"I was not expecting to make a Rob backshot joke this session." - Ky "The odds of you talking about Rob getting backshots is low, but never fully zero. I call it the Rob Backshot Theorem." - Audrey
“Chekhov’s licked ferret.” - Audrey
"Oxytocin! Not OxyContin!" - Kyra to Audrey about the right happy chemical
"OK, out of every character I have with you how many of you would be surprised if I OR my character bit the respective big bad?" - Antoine
Other players: <various sounds of unsurprise or agreement>
"Thank you so very much my dear for defining the principle of FAFO for posterity." - The Evil GM
"do not eat the rock"
"...for any definition of eat."
"...or rock" - The Evil GM, exasperated with the Avians for accurately portraying teenagers once again.
"If the Power Protects You from Evil, it better also protect you from kicks to the balls. That would just be freaking petty of It." - Evil GM
"Look, a lot of Blues have a pocket dimension. But do any of them have a Glock?"
"This is the time, this is the place, fuck this bitch to her face!" - Kyra
"IS THAT A WITCHCRAFT INVOCATION?!" - The Evil GM
"You know, I'm going to do the smart thing, not the dumb thing." - Quinn, our Orange Hummingbird/Simurgh Ranger
"Interesting choice." - Audrey, skeptically
"Has Quinn not given you his pamphlet?" - Evil GM
“Ah I see. You’re suffering post-nut clarity by proxy.” - Kyra
"We have spent the last 3 sessions telling you that you are loved and cherished. Get loved and cherished, bitch." - An Ocean Ranger (Bo)
"Heh heh he-BELLCH" - Kyra
"Luckily we won't have another Ice Bitch on our hands, just a regular bitch." - Audrey
"Excellent sitting in a rock soundbite. Moving on~" - The Evil GM
"This would be a good time to know ASL." - Kyra
"Ah, yes. Because rocks signing is much more plausible than rocks talking." - The Evil GM
"Rocks would not have telepathy." - Quinn
“I am presumably carrying something I can set on fire.” - Kyra
“You are on a boat!” - Ethan
“I do often try to use spells in creative ways. Sometimes those ways even follow the rules!” - Kyra
"Looming heroically, not homoerotically." - Quinn
"If you beat a dead horse enough times..." - Quinn
"It'll eventually stop reading your mind?" - Sabrina
"The mind horse is a powerful creature." - Audrey
“Dinner is not a badged event!” - NPC
"This is your circus! We are indeed your monkeys!" - Kyra
"To one sufficiently wise, the greatest division is not that between the Light and the Dark; it is that between the Coffee and the Tea." - The Evil GM
"If mind is still made out of meat instead of magic sparkles, do not mindlink the volcano." - The Evil GM
"Welcome to our Clusterfuck!" - Kyra
"I claim no responsibility for my tags ethical shortcomings" - Ethan
"Hello, your royal quackness." - Kyra
"I have Swords of Damocles hanging all around my head in a circle, but the spot right over my head is free, so if I just don't move I'm fine!" - Ethan
"He's a boomer..." - Audrey, with horror, describing Zordon
"He has object permenance. He can tell if an item's just appeared in front of him." - GM
"Within you are two wolves. One has big fuck you energy. The other has different big fuck you energy. You are a Rebel Ranger." - The Evil GM