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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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#extradirty
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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noise dept.
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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video game with an arachnophobia setting that removes all the spiders and an arachnophilia setting that puts all the spiders in lingerie
the Silksong modders are gonna see this post and then where will we be
the Silksong modders
are gonna see this post and
then where will we be
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
'i don't like pairing'
'i hate this fandom'
'i don't want to read noncon/dubcon'
'i don't like 'x/y/z' and i shouldn't have to read it'
'i hate this character'
'i don't want to read explicit stories'
a resolution for you:
Item: fire-breathing golden retriever
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The year is 2305. After the rise of digital currencies and the pop of the AI bubble, 95% of all economic value has been destroyed by conventional curency. In a desperate bid to restore the previous system, the president of the United States signs a bill with grim resolve.
The Cheese Cave will be opened.
Dairy will be the new currency.
Some people equate poor living conditions with moral failure, and that's frustrating.
I'm once again asking the important questions!
What's the best way to anthropomorphise a snake?
1. No limbs, just a big snake
2. No limbs, but has robot limb prostheses that act just like normal limbs
3. No legs, but has arms
4. Arms and legs, snakeness is conveyed through long neck, limbs, tail etc.
5. Arms and legs and a long torso, as is accurate to actual snakes
6. Normal human body with a snake head
7. Mystery option that I didn't even consider (tell me?)
1, 3, and 5 are great options, but personally I would give the snake no arms, just a torso, and legs. They still have a tail, though. It acts as a limb in the cases where robot arms aren't a thing :)
Frozen Grapes: A Guide.
A lot of people new to the game struggle to find adequate snack type foodstuffs to use, often using full meals or pre-packaged snacks, both of which can cause debuffs (Over-fullness and Excess Sodium respectively). Lucky for you, there's a simple solution! Among the snack type foodstuffs is a readily available resource, Grapes. They can be found in most grocery store areas or at home if you've unlocked the home gardening section of the skill tree. Their stat block is as follows: Grape
Snack-type Fruit foodstuff
+2 hunger, good nutrition
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
These are a very good option, however, your character may become bored with them fairly quickly. The Boredom debuff is bad, and can eliminate the positive effect Grapes have. To counteract this, I reccommend Freezing them. Freezing is a low-level craft easily acheivable with a Freezer, which is standard in many Home areas. Freezing changes its type from a Fruit Foodstuff to a Treat foodstuff, which doesn't cause the Boredom debuff. After freezinf, its stat block becomes as follows!
Frozen Grape
Snack-type Treat Foodstuff
+2 hunger, good nutrition
Cooling effect
"A frozen treat!"
I hope this guide is useful to any new players facing struggles with the Snack Boredom Debuff, especially as we move into Season 3: Summer
AAAAAAAARGH!
I JUST REALIZED. THAT. THAT COLESLAW IS JUST-
IT'S JUST SALAD.ZIP
You know, of all the unspeakably evil crimes, the kinds that get you Capital Punishment, you don't really think of desecration of a library to be one of them.
By all accounts, it's the most tame out of most awful crimes; Nobody necesarily *has* to die in the process, the most you lose materially speaking is some books, a building, and maybe some computers.
But what you destroy spiritually, that's where the point comes across- To kill a library is to destroy the soul of thousands. You destroy access to thousands of ideas and stories, all for free. You destroy a location wherin with almost nothing you can get a start on self-sufficiency.
In addition, you destroy perspectives, opinions, stories, dreams, wishes, hopes, thoughts, and so many more critically important things, things that, while not critical for the body, are critical to the mind and soul.
your honour their married and thats their child
I swear this couldn't be funnier if it tried
the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like
exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)
exhibit B :
they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man
exhibit C :
ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up
oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs
I exist... Now what? turned 1 today!
My life still remains unchanged by this event.
Death smiled. He didn't smile the usual perpetual vacant grin of a skull, but rather one made of real flesh and blood. He strode confidently toward the businessman, who was cowering in his seat.
"You can't be DEATH," He blubbered. "I-I-I I got the treatment last week! I'm immortal!"
Death laughed, cold, and cruel, and happy. "I don't normally take this form. You know why? Because I take the form that represents what someone is about to lose. Given that you are immortal, I can't Exactly be a skeleton now, can I?" Death chuckled again.
"So t-then, I'm fine, right? You can't kill me! Don't say you're gonna kill me!"
"Oh, no. I stand here in the form of a normal human, because that is what you will lose. I am the death of your ability to love, your fame, your fortune, your business, and your Soul." Before he could argue further, the reaper swung his scythe through him, and vanished.
Humans discovered aliens exist when they came and stole each and every last one away to... Paradise.
Turns out, Humans just live on a trash bag planet and this planet was one of the worst in the Alien empire, and they were shocked to discover humans more or less thriving there
The life of a very extra person.
The funniest joke I have made in recent history is the other night when we were in a corn maze, with a bunch of unharvested corn cobs you can just yank off of the thing. I handed corn cobs to about a dozen people and said something along the lines of "I don't have time to explain, take this, and trust that you'll know when to use this." or "It's dangerous in the maze, take this. Corn, standard issue weapon, great defensive ability."
My life is entirely unchanged by this.
