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‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.

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if someone says “stop touching me” stop fucking touching them, you asshole

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if someone says “don’t touch me” dont fucking touch them, you asshole

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Modern elephants weigh about 5 tons and produce about 20lbs of dung per defecation

Argentinosaurus huinculensis, the biggest land animal ever, weighed about 100 tons on the high end. As herbivores, their feces were probably the same consistency as elephants. Therefore we can assume almost the same mass, so a 100 ton Argentinosaurus could produce roughly 400lbs/181kg of feces in one defecation. Let’s say the average saruopod’s anus is about 4m off the ground (comparing with this 2m/6ft human)

Ignoring air resistance and any pushing by the animal, it would take the poop about a second to hit the ground and it would hit the ground at 8.85 m/s or 31.88 km/h. This is about 1601.85N of force. It takes about 3000N to break a human neck. So even if you were to lay flat on the ground, the crushing force of the falling dino-rhea wouldn’t be enough to kill you, but it would be quite painful. However, you’re now covered in a 400lbs pile of shit and you will probably suffocate and die. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

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This didn’t go where I was expecting

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A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

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but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

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We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

wrxx

How can you not reblog something like this

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No nipples so what you gonna do staff

yimmypee

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

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Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

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This but I also had no friends so I wouldn’t have anywhere to go if I was allowed

bitterlush

this is a thing! danah boyd is a researcher who has been studying social media for over a decade and in her 2014 book it’s complicated she argues that teenage social media “addiction” (which she also contends is like…..not actually a thing) is a result of the fact that “today’s teenagers have less freedom to wander than any previous generation” because “parents argue that these restrictions are necessary in an increasingly dangerous society, even though the data suggest that contemporary youth face fewer dangers than they did twenty years ago.”

as a result, teenagers are reclaiming these lost social spaces (which their parents and grandparents had in the form of mall hangouts, drive-in theaters, after school parking lots, etc) by using social media, where they can continue to “engage in crucial aspects of maturation: self-presentation, managing social relationships, and developing an understanding of the world around them,” aka stuff that teens are Supposed to be doing

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As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

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“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

itsabear

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

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“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”

- Albert Einstein

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“In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well for years I was smart, I recommend pleasant.”

-Elwood P. Dowd, “Harvey”

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why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

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There are hundreds more.

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If you’re my man, you’re my baby. Lay on these tiddies and stfu.

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when yall say you love girls, you better be including yourself too!

medusabraids

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex