She's a keeper

Nesta, 22 years old, Canadian and Uni student

[evilwizard]

if you’re reading this on mobile just know that i have two of those tumblr verified check marks now

[supraobsessed]

Reblogged so I could see it on my computer :(( you lied to me

[evilwizard]

well. im not called truthfulwizard

[paulcifur-deactivated20240310]

[hotsaucebear]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Leopardy!

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

So? #girlboss

[minervose]

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dyingpleasehelp]

[gayteensupreme]

im guessing there’s been a sudden uptick in notes on this post hasnt there

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unquietgravekeeper]

Hurts to see others living your dreams

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[neverwonderneverremember-deacti]

[hellbabyfromhell]

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

[memewhore]

[tonictheseshhog]

[omghotmemes]

false flattery smh

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

THATS JUST MY OPINIOOOOON

[andromedasummer]

my favourite jerma bit is when he read out a message from a donator who wanted to propose to their girlfriend through the stream, but then jerma tripped over his wording and accidentally proposed to the donators girlfriend and the chat just filled with "jerma HATES love" "jerma STEALS VIEWERS FUTURE WIFE."

[sandmandaddy69]

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[ninathebored]

[illinicoise]

The Godfather (1972)

[aichu-dechu]

Y’all need to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, it’s a trip.