I Am Staying Afloat

LaShawn. Santa Barbara, CA. Message me if you Breathe

[nflstreet]

[iamstayingafloat]

A dog wrote this

[thenatsdorf]

Catnip trimming day. (via)

[sashaforthewin]

This fella is not lost in the sauce, he is precisely where he means to be in the sauce

[iamstayingafloat]

me

[sacred-portal]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[moved--306389]

Shut up those are not real words

[themyrmor]

[coolxatu]

[dongcroncher]

"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"

[freckledsweetpea]

wtf is the "weight of one person"?

they're acting like some of the athletes aren't 95lbs and others 300lbs+

[juani-momo]

Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive

[jjbeka-deactivated20210812]

this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol

[thegalacticbucket]

[guerrillatech]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[everythingfox]

Where did he go?

[guerrillatech]

[parasitoidism]

I think we could be besties if she gave me a chance

[iamstayingafloat]

[wilwheaton]

https://twitter.com/jdmaccoby/status/1139708068625883136

[brettchase418]

It’s a drinking kinda night.

[iamstayingafloat]

always tru

[zaliti]

I desperately miss intense passionate sex

[iamstayingafloat]

this

[staticintheradio]

kisses for deku bc he deserves it

one of them was an attempt

[shirleyjacksons]

can we stop shipping real people. can we like not do that anymore ever

[c-deac-92819]

last time i checked that was called human trafficking and it was illegal

[c-deac-92819]

i may or may not have just been informed that that is not what this text post is about even in the slightest

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that