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When I meet people for the first time, they can’t believe I’m not going to be mean. They’ll do a thing where they’ll be kind of mean to me, and I can tell they think that that’s what I’m like. It’s like I’m too much of a people pleaser to not do it. Sometimes it’s fun for me, because if I say something sarcastic or whatever, they’ll eat it up; they aren’t offended. I’m like, I know what you want. You want me to fucking say something weird to you. Fine.

oliviadumhan

i wasn’t prepared for brie larson to basically keysmash outloud and i lost my mind

gaelgarcia

CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck

soolaa

retrogamingblog

swvevo

luna-forever-1

😂

aenramsden

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

boogabeing

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…

hashtagloveloses

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

captainlordauditor

showerthoughts-lol

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

cillart

Gotta make sure they work

shinosarna

channel your inner crab

shut-up-jab

vintagegeekculture

Ian McCaig’s concept art for Padme Amidala.

This was created incredibly early in pre-production of the Phantom Menace, and no actress had been cast yet.

sunfortune

making bucky cap in the mcu just Doesnt make sense bc bucky NEVER Fucked with the concept of captain america?? he literally treated it like a joke the Whole first movie. it doesnt mean SHIT to him…he Grew Up with steve, a fancy and also FAKE title isn’t gonna make him nut. he Wouldnt want it and offering it to him would just be #bad writing. open Your EYES

sunfortune

on the contrary, captain america does mean A LOT to sam wilson. he sees it as a symbol for good. sam was essentially retired and literally went back to work bc and i quote “captain america needs my help. no better reason to get back in.” and then, despite not trusting bucky, put his own ass on the line multiple times to help him and steve in the winter soldier AND civil war like……….

sunfortune

PLUS how are people gonna say “steve needs to pass on the mantle bc he needs to rest” and THEN follow up with “so he should give it to bucky” like????? steve deserves a break or whatever but he essentially slept for 70 years…..bucky was Out There the WHOLE time getting TORTURED and BRAINWASHED and being the winter soldier……like if ANYONE Deserves rest its bucky. in conclusion SAM WILSON for Cap or DIE

sunfortune

#ALSO! people trust sam!! he has what it takes to become a leader!!#hes been an avenger with natasha and wendy and vision and knows ant man and partied with the other avengers#meanwhile bucky doesnt have the connections#it doesnt make sense in the whole picture! (via coolgirl)

byjove

Yesterday while out the mall I walked by Hot Topic and in the window was this sweatshirt:

“That is pretty neat,” I thought. “as someone who likes both Rick and Morty and tie dye, I am vaguely interested in buying that.”

But then my senses came to me. As I stood at the window, H&M purchases in one hand and my phone in the other I suffered an Scrubs-like internal monologue.

“What are you doing Max, you can’t wear that to school. It would ruin your reputation as a pretentious boarding school educated Andy Warhol enthusiast. You would be roasted to a crisp. The lads would laugh you into extinction. Even the guys who like Rick and Morty. And if your Tumblr audience saw you wearing that you would be burned to a crisp.”

“But you love that show. That shirt would look great with your overalls. You like Rick and Morty. You wasted several days of your life binge-watching it. When have you ever cared what people thought? Your apathy is your defining feature. Besides, it isn’t as though you create Rick and Morty Musicallys and write incest fanfiction. It’s a shirt. A shirt you like. Buy it, you have money.”

I took two confident steps towards the entrance before I stopped.

“What if while you’re wearing it someone walks up to you and simply says “I’m Pickle Rick!” What will you do? You will punch them. You will be arrested for assault and spend two years in prison. Your life will be ruined. The conviction will mean you cannot get a job. You will have nothing but the shirt on your back. A Rick and Morty shirt.”

I didn’t buy it.