we had a deal

I promise to be funny if you make me happy.

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[koracs]

my soul has left my body I am disassociating

[cacti-are-like-flamingos]

THE GAME?

[koracs]

You’re better off not knowing, you literally never stop playing. Catch me on my deathbed cursing it

[iamultaweeabootrash]

Fuck. I lost.

[dollfishu]

Me as a parent…

[iamultaweeabootrash]

Same honestly.

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

[heartbeatemoji]

any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and does not have the safety of black and brown people in mind.

[telegantmess]

there is a good chance that they are police too. if anyone, especially a white dude, ever randomly gets your attention and conspiratorially tries to convince you to jump a police officer, then dude is a cop. They have been using this technique and script for at least 30 years.

[glumshoe]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_provocateur

[yancakes]

Check their fucking shoes. They’re always too afraid that their little toesies will be hurt so they’ll usually still be rocking the exact same boots as the guys on the other side. This was what gave the cops away when they provoked riots in Toronto a while back.

[levourdalak]

@talesofalamia, remember when I pointed out the shoes of the two well-dressed informants near us?

[wetwareproblem]

Similar note: IME, unmarked cruisers have five distinguishing traits: 1. They’re one of the department-issue models. 2. They’re always white, black, or dark blue. 3. They always look like they just rolled out of a car wash. 4. Usually rocking restricted plates. 5. Most reliable if present but hardest to spot: Their mirrors are bulkier, to fit the light rigs in.

[revscarecrow]

In Austin the under cover officer that tried to convince me to set a cop car on fire had a convincing fake beard.

Be careful out there and read up on common tactics used against protestors before going.

[neckspike-deactivated20240222]

You can usually see the stealth lights if you look into the grill.

Besides the old obvious as fuck Crown Victoria, be suspicious of 2013+ Ford Taurus and Explorer, 2006+ Dodge Charger and Dakota, 06-13 Chevy Impala, 11+ Chevy Caprice and both the Tahoe and Suburban.

Look for oversize mirrors, plugs on the roof and/or A pillar, lights inside the grill, extraneous lights inside the headlight assembly, lights tucked up behind the rear view mirror, steel wheels with or without wheel covers, and plugs or short antennas on the trunk lid.

[jenniferrpovey]

Reblogging this for two reasons: 1. So people who have reason to be afraid of the police (which is pretty much anyone with significant melanin) see it. 2. Uh, good writer reference for describing undercover cop cars…

[iamultaweeabootrash]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[andromedafalls]

What the FUCK

[iamultaweeabootrash]

Ah Cromartie. Good ol’ days of yore.

[iamultaweeabootrash]

Me after a long day at work

Webcomic You Look Quite Pretty

[mostlygibberish]

My brain, at 6 AM on a Monday: I wonder if you can order those little soy sauce fish shaped bottles in bulk, except without soy sauce in them. You should spend 30 minutes trying to find them instead of sleeping.

[mostlygibberish]

Must… resist…

[mostlygibberish]

Cons: Waste of money, waste of time, stupid, pointless, unnecessary, foolish.

Pros: Hrrrruuugruhruh, little plastic fishies…

[mostlygibberish]

I’ve lost control of my life.

[mostlygibberish]

Update:

Feesh…

[bhreac]

Remember when we had to read fanfiction on our desktops… Not even laptops. having to get get plopped down in the family computer room to pull up your naruto and yugioh self insert stories on lunaescence archives and fanfiction dot net with god & everyone watching you.

[buttpregnant]

the dark ages

[iamultaweeabootrash]

[inkiedraws]

How to train your boy

[iamultaweeabootrash]

Haha

[prospects]

“Sometimes I sit back and think about how I wish you loved me.”

— (via coral)

[thegiftedoneishere]

[whimsicalpersephone-deactivated]

me listening to my favorite depressing songs on a good day, well aware it’ll ruin my mood

[princesstigerbelle]

ME

[acapelladitty]

[iamultaweeabootrash]

Ah, the golden days.

[invalidate]

if you don’t listen to abba… get well soon i guess

[roll1uptwice]