Outta the ooze and born to cruise

○Thanatos○ ○asexual/aromantic○ ○They/Them non binary○ ○redspring on ao3○ ○terfs fuck off○

[gilded-lilyyy]

[asketchydomesticatedgremlin]

look at these spire idiots

I love em

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[ohandcounting]

Kikky is his cat

[not-the-conversation-starter]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[dinodoggie]

Heres just some silly drawings commemorating the finalists of the tumblr guy contest XD

(I think they all would bond over cooking shows)

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[despazito]

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[pangur-and-grim]

[thebeautyofblackneutrality]

saw a twitter post about how a non-binary person was bothered by people sayin’ “they is” instead of “they are” and it’s definitely a reason why i created this blog and the blacknbculture blog. no matter how pro-black or anti-racism a white nigga will be they will always find some way to criticize “ghetto”, “trashy”, or “lazy” ways of speakin’ and bein’.

i cannot speak my dialect around white without havin’ to assimilate unless i want people to mock me or just laugh at everything i say, even if i’m actually mad. other times, i just feel like i come off as rude to white people. in english i see examples of my native dialect be used as a “incorrect examples” of Real English. the reason i write in my dialect is so i don’t lose it bein’ surrounded by so many white people who only tolerate me as long as i throw my culture away. usin’ “is” instead of “are” in African American English (AAE) is the most common feature in the dialect i’d argue it’s part of what make it so distinct, along with the accent as well. i will not be fooled by white people bothered by grammar, cause 99% it’s racism they probably don’t even know of.

so, i will be sayin’ “they is”, actually. and i’ll say it proudly.

[memorycycle]

me: *getting really frustreted at work, about to cry*

the mario in my mind: *gets in the big green shoe. nobody can hurt him ever again* *he starts hopping around in it instead of walking*

the sky: *gets more beuatiful*

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[threedollarsdotcom]

DJ keep the music volume the exact same