Peter Solarz
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Today's Document
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
@theartofmadeline
todays bird
cherry valley forever
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NASA
almost home
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
roma★
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@iatethebiscuit
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.
huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover
OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know
did your childhood vomit bowl also double as a popcorn bowl?
Yes
No
Vomit bowl??? (see results)
bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise
what do you MEAN 40% of you fuckers didnt have a vomit bowl did you just obliterate your carpet when your stomach flu having ass woke up suddenly at 3am and needed to hurl IMMEDIATELY? did y'all just never ever get stomach bugs growing up??
You KNOW that's not the pointhelp me
I used a trashcan.
Though I also only got the actual flu a couple of times growing up.
They are the same and no one can convince me otherwise
come watch eurovision we got:
funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator
human neon conga line
thor in a toyota
pagan wedding rituals
edgar allan poe
token boyband
tiny woman in a box
possessed barbie dolls
xena, warrior singer
matrix cosplayers
glam rock fire lord ozai
cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures
and lastly, europe when the votes come in
Great summary 😂
*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*
When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg
not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped
Guys I had a baby! Sorry to anyone else with a kid but this baby is verifiably the cutest baby to ever exist ever. He's doing really well, recovery for me is going well too.
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
What job do you currently have (or plan on having in the future)?
Deals With People (customer service of any kind, waiter, hospitality, etc.)
Professional Nerd (engineer, programmer, accountant, etc.)
Keeping Things Running (maintenance, janitorial, delivery, construction, etc.)
Never Left School (teacher, academic researcher, still a student, etc.)
What Kids Consider "Real" Jobs (lawyer, government agent, doctor, etc.)
Graphic Design Is My Actual Passion (designer, animator, artist, etc.)
Literal Backbone of Society (farmer, assembly operator, temp., chef, etc.)
Like And Subscribe!! (influencer, comedian, sales, marketing, performer, etc.)
Full Time Public Service Baby (firefighter, non-profit, social worker, etc.)
My Job Is Cool But Not Listed (slap that in the tags if it's fun)
Real Quick- What’s your preferred method of putting yourself to sleep?
Melatonin
THE Sleepytime Tea
I take specific sleep medication(s)
My other medication(s) have helped me regulate my sleep schedule now
Benadryl
Some specific herbal supplement
The Podcasts (tell me which)
I just go to sleep :) (fucka you)
Weed
Other, or A Combo of above (tell me in the tags<33) / Show Results
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
ok!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
fuck it sure. help
