5' but I'm not short

probably bout to pass out

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[moldyjunk]

I’M KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOOOOG T-SHIRT

[sixpenceee]

Clouds look like incoming tsunami. From here

[thepowersofthemind]

Earth is really mad at us

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[blackqueerblog]

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” 

 Yeah fightin back my tears

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[whereforeartthougender]

Not taking my chances.

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[fisyx]

YES

YES

YEESSSSSSS

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[6lacksoul]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

[wnq-writers]

I love people who are nothing like the ordinary. The ones who were riding their bikes and skinny dipping and collecting pebbles while everyone else was where everyone else was. People who are raw and chaotic. They won’t know what to say in a conversation but they’ll tell you the physical properties of all nearby planets or play you an instrument or read you their favourite poem. They’ll show you versions of themselves in minute details and roll up their sleeves so you can see their scars. When they speak, they unknowingly say things that awaken an echo in you. When you look at them in the eye you can tell that they’ve been through more than most, but they’re wild and unapologetic, and they will look you in the eye. When you tell them your secret, they’ll treat it like a flower and put it behind their ear. I love people like that, and how could I not? They carry the kind of magic I’ve never seen before; they’ll untie their hair, shake it loose and make you fall in love with them. They’re so beautiful it’s impossible to believe the whole world isn’t pulled toward them the way you are, but because it isn’t so, it makes those people that much more special.

jasmin silja (via wnq-writers)

[kyleehenke]

I just had the wildest dream man

Like, evil apocalypse dragons were swarming the earth and we were all out on our lawns protecting our homes with fuckin rocket launchers and shit and it was just the craziest carnage, i was going all scarface with a combat shotgun

And then once we took out the initial swarm the entire sky was blacked out by like THE FINAL BOSS DRAGON and all u could even see was its giant glowing eyes because it was so fuckin colossal

So like mankind collectively screamed and lit it the fuck up with every ranged weapon, explosive and nuke we had and it was the most ‘MURICA shit i could ever possibly dream of, we blew out all our eardrums but we vaporized the giant hell dragon right out of existence by using up every single bullet and WMD on earth

Anyway that’s how humanity finally achieved world peace

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[bishopshakur]

[with-practice]

why have i never seen this?

[weavemama]

No, you did not just read about a racist protest that took place in the 1950s. THIS HAPPENED RIGHT HERE IN 2017……   Dozens of white supremacists gathered around with literal fucking torches while chanting nazi ideologies as an intimidation tactic… you wanna know the scariest part? they’re not wearing hoods or any other form of “protection”, which means they don’t even care about being exposed anymore…. I’m telling ya’ll white supremacy is one of the biggest threats to america. we cannot allow history to repeat itself by allowing this terrorism to continue 

[weavemama]

oh yeah, and one more thing. no one was arrested during this so called “protest”. sure, the police showed up….. but all they did was tell them to leave. no tear gas was thrown, no beatings, no rubber bullets, no national guard, no charges brought up…….. just a good ole peaceful disperse of a racist ass crowd.. 

but god forbid BLM protests against police brutality while holding nothing but  signs

[charles-pry-deactivated20190504]

okay but that only makes BLM look even worse, like if the fucking KKK is more well behaved than you, than youre doing something fucking wrong. 

those fuckers are the work of satan himself, and the BLM group is doing worse than them??? 

get your shit together. this is a literal crisis, we dont have time to correct your actions too. 

[weavemama]

…….fam are you really going there rn…………..

so you’re telling me a white supremacy group who shouts ideologies that is responsible for killing millions of people is better than BLM? you’re telling me these white supremacists who want to bring back Jim Crow 2.0 is better than BLM? you’re telling me these white supremacists who support slavery is better than BLM???.. you’re telling me these white supremacists who gather around holding fucking fire while chanting a nazi saying is better than BLM?????? you’re telling me white supremacists who dedicate their time into making sure minorities stay oppressed and discriminated against is better than BLM????? you’re telling me these white supremacists who want to intimidate and have power over minorities is better than BLM???¿¿¿¿¿

Are we………… talking about the same white supremacists here???? because it seems like you’re just trying to use this story as an opportunity to bash BLM..news flash: BLM has nothing to do with what happened in Charlottesville. don’t you fucking dare say that the KKK is “more behaved” than BLM. there are still people who have ancestors who were fucking lynched by the KKK. there are people who have great-grandparents, grandparents and even PARENTS who were murdered and brutalized by the KKK. you can take your bullshit comparisons and shove it up your ass. just say you support racists and go.

[brachial-saur-blog]

Black Lives Matter: 

just raised funds to bail women out of jail in time for Mother’s Day

spreads awareness of unarmed civilians killed under suspicious circumstances by police

are sprayed with water and chemicals by police at rallies

give voice to black Americans’ anger about being systematically disenfranchised

White Supremacists:

write internet manifestos explicitly calling minorities inferior

sent threatening letters to Jewish families in Richard Spencer’s hometown

have attacked and shot poc

shout Nazi slogans

doxx their opponents

hold rallies that are tolerated and protected by police, who have been revealed in recent FBI reports to be widely infiltrated by Klansmen (wow what a coincidence)

openly support a treasonous President placed in office by Russian saboteurs

openly support the Russian saboteurs

@charlespry please explain your batshit reasoning??? Were you honestly taken in by nice clothes and orderly marching?!

[lejacquelope]

Feminism done right.