Read like Go the Fuck to Sleep by Adam
The virus has spread to the US
Several people have now died
Your couch is calling your name, my dear
Please stay the fuck inside
The windows are closed tight in town
About the severity some have lied
I’ll order you UberEats if you swear
You’ll stay the fuck inside
The planes that soar the sky are grounded
The virus is spreading nationwide
I know you don’t need TP. That’s bullshit. Stop hoarding.
Sit the fuck down, and stay inside
The Lysol is running low, bud
Because coronavirus is worldwide
It’s been here since January?!?
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Stay the fuck inside.
All the kids from school are home
The hospitals are not supplied
Hell no, you can’t go to the beach
You know where you can go? The fuck inside.
The oldest of us are in danger
In their homes they must hide
Show some human fucking compassion
For real: shut up and stay inside
The politicians are arguing
Their opponents they deride
While we stay the fuck inside
The trucks are crossing the country
Hopefully the store is supplied
Don’t take more than you need, please
We all have to eat while we stay the fuck inside
The numbers are still rising
From this scourge we try to hide
Fuck your spring break, you’re selfish
Flowers bloom as spring approaches
Their colors I have spies
The nice weather is no excuse
China’s doing better, I hear
A breath of relief they have sighed
But their good luck is not ours, yet
This room is all I remember
My grasp on sanity has begun to slide
My boredom will not be helped
Because I will stay the fuck inside
To hear our efforts have stopped the tide
But the numbers still rise, good neighbor
Please, please, stay the fuck inside
Everyone’s doing their best
To essential workers don’t be snide
If you can’t be nice, do us a favor
And stay the fuck inside.