The Comish

sel/jojo 23 they/them, :3 [used to be clown-of-konoha] Honestly, didn’t think I would live this far into my life... ENFP 4w5 Pro-Palestine Oversharing tag is just like it sounds

[iburprofan]

Shaking my boobs side to side for my own entertainment

[bvrntwithwater]

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[homunculus-argument]

I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

[grumfy]

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

[mustvehadsomebadbread]

[depsidase]

[spookyteeths]

Feminist icon Judith Butler slams liberals who want to abandon trans people: That's "fascist logic" - LGBTQ Nation

Butler called denying health care to trans kids "an act of cruelty."

[queeranarchism]

For those wondering: yes, she is saying that Democrats who abandon trans rights are using fascist logic.

[endlessmazin]

Jumnesia of the Jungles

[roughtradesaint]

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[kosmogrl]

[sacred-portal]

[greeniery]

im miserable in a cool fun sexy way u wouldn’t get it

[depsidase]

[sovietnam]

[marcitlali]

god damn jill stein is thick 😳 i know who ima vote for 👅

[saito-91]

… Idk what’s worse, that their political affiliation is based on the candidates’ appearance or the fact that this is so blatantly (and poorly at that) photoshopped that you can’t even begin to believe that anyone’s proportions are like this even with surgery but they still fell for it… nah it’s that first thing.

[marcitlali]

catch the tea on that

[roycohn]

rip to the rfk campaign but we'll always have brainwormgate which led to hands down my favorite election 2024 joke of all time: "not even in the top 5 worst things to happen to a kennedy brain"

[asecondglassofcinnamonwine]

[frog-thief]

I didn't think drawing a Naruto and Straw Hat crossover would be so much fun!

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